Ishan Kolhatkar
@ishankolhatkar.com
Website: ishankolhatkar.com
Global Evangelist in the Ed Tech Industry
Cooks a bit
Former Academic. FHEA
Former Barrister.
Pun positive / Pun forward
Dad to 9 & 18
Global Evangelist in the Ed Tech Industry
Cooks a bit
Former Academic. FHEA
Former Barrister.
Pun positive / Pun forward
Dad to 9 & 18
One of the secrets of good cooking, in my view, is repeatable results.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
One of the secrets of good cooking, in my view, is repeatable results.
5 year work anniversary today. The deal in my house is when someone celebrates a birthday, everyone gets cake for breakfast. Well, I didn't fancy cake today so I made a birthday focaccia. Which, if it isn't a thing, is now
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
5 year work anniversary today. The deal in my house is when someone celebrates a birthday, everyone gets cake for breakfast. Well, I didn't fancy cake today so I made a birthday focaccia. Which, if it isn't a thing, is now
Do you pose when people take pictures of you?
Me? No no. Never.
Me? No no. Never.
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Do you pose when people take pictures of you?
Me? No no. Never.
Me? No no. Never.
Saw a stall in the Christmas market in Newcastle this week offering Yorkshire Wraps. Thankfully the word ‘pudding’ added context.
I was expecting to meet T’pac Shakur.
I was expecting to meet T’pac Shakur.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Saw a stall in the Christmas market in Newcastle this week offering Yorkshire Wraps. Thankfully the word ‘pudding’ added context.
I was expecting to meet T’pac Shakur.
I was expecting to meet T’pac Shakur.
What’s the fastest train in Britain? The one that’s trying to arrive under an hour late to avoid triggering a higher delay repay claim.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
What’s the fastest train in Britain? The one that’s trying to arrive under an hour late to avoid triggering a higher delay repay claim.
PARENTS: Beware of the dates, weekend after next. Do not say them out loud. Resist the urge.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
PARENTS: Beware of the dates, weekend after next. Do not say them out loud. Resist the urge.
Topside roasted at 60c to an internal temperature of 50c. Roast potatoes. Butter braised carrots. Steamed broccoli. Giant Yorkshire Pudding. Roast gravy in a tiny teapot. #CookWithIsh
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Topside roasted at 60c to an internal temperature of 50c. Roast potatoes. Butter braised carrots. Steamed broccoli. Giant Yorkshire Pudding. Roast gravy in a tiny teapot. #CookWithIsh
Magic is happening
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Magic is happening
Handy.
I was in the market to buy a train manager.
I was in the market to buy a train manager.
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Handy.
I was in the market to buy a train manager.
I was in the market to buy a train manager.
Will never understand people out and about at this time, but not in a hurry. How? If you are meandering, then you could have had more time in bed!
(They dawdlers are behind me now)
(They dawdlers are behind me now)
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Will never understand people out and about at this time, but not in a hurry. How? If you are meandering, then you could have had more time in bed!
(They dawdlers are behind me now)
(They dawdlers are behind me now)
At a kid’s birthday party. Getting into the spirit of it. Originally said ‘Fun’ but the F fell off.
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
At a kid’s birthday party. Getting into the spirit of it. Originally said ‘Fun’ but the F fell off.
Wow. Apps are getting hyper personalised.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Wow. Apps are getting hyper personalised.
Flight 28 of 2025. Ceteris paribus, the last flight of the year.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Flight 28 of 2025. Ceteris paribus, the last flight of the year.
Yes, yes, I wore red shoes with a dinner jacket, again. #THEAwards
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yes, yes, I wore red shoes with a dinner jacket, again. #THEAwards
There’s a tweet on the other place ‘doing the numbers’ that’s a heady mix of user error, doubling down and hypocrisy. But I suppose that fits the brand now.
A year on since leaving, I don’t miss it.
Sent to me by several people because it was about flying
Let’s unpack /1
A year on since leaving, I don’t miss it.
Sent to me by several people because it was about flying
Let’s unpack /1
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
There’s a tweet on the other place ‘doing the numbers’ that’s a heady mix of user error, doubling down and hypocrisy. But I suppose that fits the brand now.
A year on since leaving, I don’t miss it.
Sent to me by several people because it was about flying
Let’s unpack /1
A year on since leaving, I don’t miss it.
Sent to me by several people because it was about flying
Let’s unpack /1
Hannah made beef shin ragu. Might retire from this cooking lark.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hannah made beef shin ragu. Might retire from this cooking lark.
Is it an omelette with chilli crisp, or chilli crisp with an omelette?
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is it an omelette with chilli crisp, or chilli crisp with an omelette?
Sorry, no autographs
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Sorry, no autographs
England v Australia.
But first, the boot.
But first, the boot.
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
England v Australia.
But first, the boot.
But first, the boot.
Is there anything more British?
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Is there anything more British?
Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change, the less you feel
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change, the less you feel
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change, the less you feel
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change, the less you feel
Advance Toastralia Fair!
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Advance Toastralia Fair!
First time home alone for a few days since Hannah moved in and my eldest went to Manchester.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
First time home alone for a few days since Hannah moved in and my eldest went to Manchester.
We’ve reached the Totes Toasties point of the year.
(I get a migraine if my feet get cold)
(I get a migraine if my feet get cold)
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
We’ve reached the Totes Toasties point of the year.
(I get a migraine if my feet get cold)
(I get a migraine if my feet get cold)