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Making bytes do stuff since my 1200bps modem let me.
We've reached the point in January where my three-lane street is now two lanes because everyone's driveways have extended out to the middle of the road cuz that's how far the plows plow.
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We've reached the point in January where my three-lane street is now two lanes because everyone's driveways have extended out to the middle of the road cuz that's how far the plows plow.
More Low in the G-spot!
In uncertain times we try to give the people what they want.
January 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
More Low in the G-spot!
Does the mail work again? Do I put this cheque in the mail or suffer the $50 wire transfer cost?
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Does the mail work again? Do I put this cheque in the mail or suffer the $50 wire transfer cost?
What the fuck is the Internet?
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
What the fuck is the Internet?
Wow, that's a pretty impressive live streaming platform you've got there.
live.torontomike.com is now live streaming because I'm going to record in 11 minutes
Live Streaming Chat
live.torontomike.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Wow, that's a pretty impressive live streaming platform you've got there.
Wow, I just may ship my pants.
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Wow, I just may ship my pants.
Hey, you, get off of my cloud!
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Hey, you, get off of my cloud!
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!
How far did you move yourself this year? Not counting the echelon in the basement since Garmin doesn't track that... 3599.12km
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How far did you move yourself this year? Not counting the echelon in the basement since Garmin doesn't track that... 3599.12km
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Oh, I thought you said "meth head acting". Gonna be a while until I'm able to perform in your production.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh, I thought you said "meth head acting". Gonna be a while until I'm able to perform in your production.
The more I use speech to text the more I realize I say like a lot
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The more I use speech to text the more I realize I say like a lot
Saw a Reddit post this morning about a guy having his WealthSimple account wiped out. It appears the attackers used his SMS 2FA to get into his account and then they bought crappy option deals so they could pick them up on the market for cheap.
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...
The Weezey Geek » You need to immediately stop using SMS and email for 2-factor authentication
weezey.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Saw a Reddit post this morning about a guy having his WealthSimple account wiped out. It appears the attackers used his SMS 2FA to get into his account and then they bought crappy option deals so they could pick them up on the market for cheap.
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...
Summarized my learnings; weezey.com/2025/11/you-...
Chumbawamba was all about swimming... Piscine the night away.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Chumbawamba was all about swimming... Piscine the night away.
I would prefer that the robots stopped telling me how absolutely right I am.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I would prefer that the robots stopped telling me how absolutely right I am.
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, goddamn you
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social any interest in travelling to Guelph next Friday for Hawksley Workman?
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social any interest in travelling to Guelph next Friday for Hawksley Workman?
You know what's better than having people watch our live broadcast? The 1000 nerds that know how to jump on a VPN that will watch it... Yeah that's way better than having 50K randos watch what our advertisers are paying for. The CFL is ass backwards.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You know what's better than having people watch our live broadcast? The 1000 nerds that know how to jump on a VPN that will watch it... Yeah that's way better than having 50K randos watch what our advertisers are paying for. The CFL is ass backwards.
People are the most complicated kind of people ever.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
People are the most complicated kind of people ever.
Checked one thing off my list. I'll probably have to renew for the World Cup, depending on who's carrying it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Checked one thing off my list. I'll probably have to renew for the World Cup, depending on who's carrying it.
If you want a successful interaction with IT, ask one question at a time. Ask 5 and you may not hear back until they/we've had the chance to answer all 5 of them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you want a successful interaction with IT, ask one question at a time. Ask 5 and you may not hear back until they/we've had the chance to answer all 5 of them.
Designers: I will build you the tiniest slimmest phone.
Everyone else: I will install the giantest case ever. Thank you!
Everyone else: I will install the giantest case ever. Thank you!
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Designers: I will build you the tiniest slimmest phone.
Everyone else: I will install the giantest case ever. Thank you!
Everyone else: I will install the giantest case ever. Thank you!
Bring back the dunce cap!
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bring back the dunce cap!
I'm out of the loop, I just learned that Katy Perry has been taking those Fuck Trudeau signs literally.
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm out of the loop, I just learned that Katy Perry has been taking those Fuck Trudeau signs literally.