When I really want to blow a newer fan's mind, I tell them who the Randy Dowager is.

I accept you <3

oh.

YOU SEE THE VISION.

Impressive that "caught hunting halla* and tied to a tree while Andruil and Anaris fought over whether or not Solas had to serve her in bed for a year" didn't even crack his top six regrets...

*also. convinced that "hunting halla" is code for chasing Ghilan'nain

Dumat: hey if you do some blood magic you can be a god
Dumat: there's a whole golden city waiting for you
Dumat: you can do whatever you want forever

The "good guys": we have. uh. Solas left some raisins...?

I guess if there are any loyalty issues, you can always just kill him.

Top three Mass Effect companions to recruit:
- Jack. If you can destroy a space prison, you can destroy a Fade prison. For the glory of Tevinter reborn!
- Grunt. Understands that morals are an inconvenience. Bonus: can smash.
- Zaeed. Smart enough to be useful. Dumb enough to be cannon fodder.

okay but I notice you didn't argue

I think you've misunderstood. The Viper IS divine.

Did this on my phone. Got 95% and couldn't work out which answer I'd got wrong. Then I realized my autocorrect was trying to help...

Don't worry. Soon every month of the year will be Venatober.

start your own month. venatober. novenatori. cultsmas. why would you want to share a month with fen'harel and the veilguard.

You let slaves do your challenges? Maker, the Venatori certainly have changed since my day.

We all know you pretend to have leg muscles, but as soon as we look away, you're sitting on your slaves again.

:V

Bubble waffle is great though!