I never knew a micro plane would be such a big part of my life

Claudia’s theatrics on the Traitors is the only thing getting me through January

I don’t think there will be anyone fitter in existence than Kate Nash

Sometimes the Trafalgar square fountain water and tiles look so clean I just want to get in

How many chillies does it take to scare a cold away

Every time I get a cold I think about Inuit tribes sucking snot out their children’s noses so they don’t freeze. And right now I want my nose sucked

So many people have said I don’t seem my age that I’m getting more and more worried I might be incredibly immature

discord.gg/numetal-nation

I’m just here to talk about Gilmore Girls, Korn and buses