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Ira
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I practice guitar, paint minis, and play Magic: The Gathering. I’m the one with the hyphens.
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
WELL HELLO GAWGEOUS
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Last time I played through this, I kinda breezed through the Enigma Code missions.

Not this time though. We’re taking all of them.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yup, that one

Nothing else in the world sounds quite like this model
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“Have you tried putting a nice plant in your car? My brother swears it’ll make it go faster.”

*incredulous stammering*

“…where’s she gonna put it? She’s driving a Ford Festiva!”
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The first commander deck I built!
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Where You Are And Who To Yell At:
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I sincerely hope the Star Trek MtG set includes this guy, and that his ability lets you eat your opponent’s Food tokens
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The only question that matters here:

Who were passengers 3 and 7?

And why was that information redacted?
September 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I did one of these!
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Holy shit a Fleem

…now what the hell do I do with it
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sure let’s leave every lever of national decisionmaking in the hands of people who thought this was a documentary
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
FELL ASLEEP DURING FINAL MISSION, LEAVING ROOMMATE TO DO BULLET HELL ALONE
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
*stumbled!*
September 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
(Marvel Champions)

Some things are multiversal constants
September 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
idk gang I kinda like Aetherdrift

I just ran over Sephiroth while he was monologuing and that’s pretty satisfying
September 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Really oughtta stop using these horseshit programs and thinking it makes us Columbo
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Whatever he can pick up and throw
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
August 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Gonna get inside Master Mirror’s head by saying nothing for three days

Turned off standby settings, we’ll see who controls time
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM