Ira
@ira-does-things.bsky.social
I practice guitar, paint minis, and play Magic: The Gathering. I’m the one with the hyphens.
WELL HELLO GAWGEOUS
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
WELL HELLO GAWGEOUS
Last time I played through this, I kinda breezed through the Enigma Code missions.
Not this time though. We’re taking all of them.
Not this time though. We’re taking all of them.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Last time I played through this, I kinda breezed through the Enigma Code missions.
Not this time though. We’re taking all of them.
Not this time though. We’re taking all of them.
Yup, that one
Nothing else in the world sounds quite like this model
Nothing else in the world sounds quite like this model
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yup, that one
Nothing else in the world sounds quite like this model
Nothing else in the world sounds quite like this model
“Have you tried putting a nice plant in your car? My brother swears it’ll make it go faster.”
*incredulous stammering*
“…where’s she gonna put it? She’s driving a Ford Festiva!”
*incredulous stammering*
“…where’s she gonna put it? She’s driving a Ford Festiva!”
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Have you tried putting a nice plant in your car? My brother swears it’ll make it go faster.”
*incredulous stammering*
“…where’s she gonna put it? She’s driving a Ford Festiva!”
*incredulous stammering*
“…where’s she gonna put it? She’s driving a Ford Festiva!”
The first commander deck I built!
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The first commander deck I built!
Where You Are And Who To Yell At:
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Where You Are And Who To Yell At:
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
I sincerely hope the Star Trek MtG set includes this guy, and that his ability lets you eat your opponent’s Food tokens
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I sincerely hope the Star Trek MtG set includes this guy, and that his ability lets you eat your opponent’s Food tokens
The only question that matters here:
Who were passengers 3 and 7?
And why was that information redacted?
Who were passengers 3 and 7?
And why was that information redacted?
September 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The only question that matters here:
Who were passengers 3 and 7?
And why was that information redacted?
Who were passengers 3 and 7?
And why was that information redacted?
I did one of these!
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I did one of these!
Holy shit a Fleem
…now what the hell do I do with it
…now what the hell do I do with it
September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Holy shit a Fleem
…now what the hell do I do with it
…now what the hell do I do with it
Sure let’s leave every lever of national decisionmaking in the hands of people who thought this was a documentary
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sure let’s leave every lever of national decisionmaking in the hands of people who thought this was a documentary
FELL ASLEEP DURING FINAL MISSION, LEAVING ROOMMATE TO DO BULLET HELL ALONE
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
FELL ASLEEP DURING FINAL MISSION, LEAVING ROOMMATE TO DO BULLET HELL ALONE
(Marvel Champions)
Some things are multiversal constants
Some things are multiversal constants
September 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
(Marvel Champions)
Some things are multiversal constants
Some things are multiversal constants
idk gang I kinda like Aetherdrift
I just ran over Sephiroth while he was monologuing and that’s pretty satisfying
I just ran over Sephiroth while he was monologuing and that’s pretty satisfying
September 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
idk gang I kinda like Aetherdrift
I just ran over Sephiroth while he was monologuing and that’s pretty satisfying
I just ran over Sephiroth while he was monologuing and that’s pretty satisfying
Really oughtta stop using these horseshit programs and thinking it makes us Columbo
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Really oughtta stop using these horseshit programs and thinking it makes us Columbo
Whatever he can pick up and throw
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whatever he can pick up and throw
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Gonna get inside Master Mirror’s head by saying nothing for three days
Turned off standby settings, we’ll see who controls time
Turned off standby settings, we’ll see who controls time
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Gonna get inside Master Mirror’s head by saying nothing for three days
Turned off standby settings, we’ll see who controls time
Turned off standby settings, we’ll see who controls time