also I know trainor has been criticized before for appropriating Black diction (certainly not a new thing in the music industry) but to hear JIMMY FALLON do it... one of the whitest men possible... is a different level of nauseating

This terrible creature could be yours for the low price of 55000 yen.

considering other mammals don't go bald in anywhere near the same extent this is probably more of an evolutionary dead end that would've gotten humans culled if we didn't develop opposable thumbs and sentience 😜

I can't tell if Detective is Hasegawa Ikumi or Kitou Akari, they have very similar voices when they use a lower register......

Compromise and put them in as First Name "Bitch Boy" Last Name