Lana Deltron 3030
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Lana Deltron 3030
@invisiblemonkey.bsky.social
idk, posting into the void and looking for my friends
I am a magic: the gathering widow (bf has two drafts and a cube this weekend)
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Helping with our storage project.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
saw turnstile yesterday and now have to go to the office where my first meeting starts at 9, woe is me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Haha, yesss
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I got to explain who curtis sliwa is to my partner :)
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I can’t stay up all night to watch a mayoral election in a city thousands of miles away, posting to convince myself
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
accidentally said "omg, yesss" at the office after finding out dick cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if you’re “moved to tears” by hamilton you shouldn’t be able to vote
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
finally watching 1000 hours of trixie doing the same make-up over and over again paid off.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Slayed.
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
learned how to style plastic hair because I’m a cheapskate with high standards ✌🏼
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Me last week: hell yeah, vax me up!
Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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at this point posting on twitter and not being a nazi is like if you were just really into the off topic subforum on stormfront
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
yes I voted, yes I am ignoring the results.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
my baseball awareness has multiplied a thousandfold since coming here.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
this year’s cold weather:willingness to cuddle together ratio looking good.
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the uyghur don’t fuck around when they say “large plate chicken”
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the combination of emotions I felt when I saw this news
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
we should make resurrecting people via AI equivalent to desecration of a dead body.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
was showing my zoomer co-worker the nazi tattoo politican and had to explain to him that he apparently covered it up with a tattoo that only hints at being a nazi.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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How is this conversation happening about a FUCKING TOTENKOPF TATTOO
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM