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@invaderskunkboy.bsky.social
Punky skunk with the smelly braps

24 y/o 🔞No minors please, GET OFF MY LAWN
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June 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
After more than 2 WEEKS she finally just got here....so fucking adorable..

...she's gonna be getting VERY well acquainted with my scent today, MWAHAHAH~~ <3
May 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
These look like they'd feel HELLA good scratching an itch back there.....
April 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS

All femboys/feminine non-binary dorks should be breathing lungfuls of my FARTS....and nothing else!!

ngl.link/danny25401
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pretty based ngl

Always super hot thinking about sitting on someone and making them choke on my nasty farts....until their brain completely breaks, and they become a mindless fart-huffing slave, sniffing up all those skunk fumes...no matter how toxic <3

ngl.link/danny25401
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It would be a very BAD idea ofc...unless you like the idea of being forced to breathe in my nasty farts 24/7 no matter where you are

Not that it matters, since I've already dropped it in the back of my undies anyway...enjoy filtering skunk farts forever, loser~

ngl.link/danny25401
February 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Most likely yes, but I think it would depend on who it is...very few would actually fall for this lmao

There's definitely something hilariously ironic about the simple sight of my fat ass being what distacts you long enough to make you my fart cushion~

ngl.link/danny25401
February 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hmmmm....I'd say about 37 seconds, and that's being generous

But let me be clear: just because you pass out from my toxic farts...doesn't mean I'm gonna let you out before I'm ready to~

ngl.link/danny25401
February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My ass has something to say....
January 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
WELP.....bad news, guys

I didn't get ANY of the cool gifts I wanted!!! Buuuut....I've got a good feeling about this last one MWAHAHAHAHA~~~

Merry Christmas, everyone~ <3
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
DAY 24 OF MY DEAREST, DEEPEST DESIRES....also Christmas is tomorrow or something idk:

Absolutely NEED to get one of these from a cute boy one year......so I can ring it like 5 times a day~ >:3
December 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Day 23 of one of the worst ideas I've ever had for a series of posts lmaooo, but it's almost Christmas so it's okay:

A little wooden booth...so I can stand outside and rip ass in people's faces for $5 each

Danny needs the extra money </3
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Day 22...so excited for Knishmas <3

I want an ELECTRIC BROCCOLI TRIMMER WITH DETACHABLE NON-ELECTRIC CAULIFLOWER TRIMMER!!!!
December 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Blah blah blah Day 21 Christmas GIVE ME THE SKUNK GIFTS:

$69 Hot Topic gift card......
December 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
DAY 20, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 20:

The Skunk Bombs from Super Animal Royale.....preferably like, 200 of them :3

The idea of being able to just toss one in a room and immediately fill it completely with skunk fumes, choking everyone out.......wonderful~ <3
December 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM
DAY 19 CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS:
(19 again?? Huh that's really weird, oh well anyway-)

One of them MASSIVE fuckin jawbreakers from Ed, Edd n Eddy
December 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Day 19 is.......the big one...

[powerful genie voice] UNLIMITED MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!!!!!
December 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
DAY 17 OF ME SLOWLY LOSING MY SANITY IN A CHRISTMAS-Y KINDA WAY:

An absolutely INSANE amount of eggnog.....I don't care how much it fucks up my stomach, this shit is just too damn good and I can't get enough of it
December 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
DAY 16 OF HOLLY JOLLY SOMETHING OR OTHER:

Pill that will make me fart uncontrollably, like forever......and turn me into an actual walking biohazard, capable of making entire buildings completely uninhabitable~~
December 16, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Day 15 something something Christmas:

The Invader Zim 2005 DVD collector's box set that looks like Zim's house

(No, but I'm 100% serious...this and the Mtn Dew OG Xbox are 2 absolute DREAM collector's items on my list for if I ever somehow get a stupid amount of money lmaoo)
December 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
DAY 14 OF DANNY'S DEVIOUS DEMANDS OF DEFINITIVE DOOM:

This handy little lockpicking set, y'know for emergencies

And definitely not so I can break into your house and kidnap you in the middle of the night to use as my permanent fart filter....that would be silly uwu
December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This just popped into my head for some reason, but I think it'd be funny as fuck if people just started referring to witch-themed vibes as "frutiger tarot"
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 AM
DAY 13 OF SKUNKY CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS:

This super cute collar that has........wait...ohhhh oops-

My bad, this one was supposed to be a gift for YOU....looks like I ruined the surprise </3
December 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
DAY 12 OF MY BARELY CHRISTMAS-RELATED ASSORTMENT OF REQUESTS:

Mtn Dew underwear....like, imagine lmao

Me, a smelly goth boy who typically wears nothing but black...pulling down my pants as the last thing you see is a bright pair of Mtn Dew undies before you're smothered by my ass~
December 12, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Day 11 of my horrible list of Christmas wishes:

Buster Sword.........
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM