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Good morning #greatgodgrove
Bananathaniel and Alexei posing side by side, arms crossed, looking confidently at the viewer. A caption below them reads "Blowjob Brothers"
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Wipes the dust off my Strawpage and it's really gross and caked on there. Thank you for the Hector!
Hector looking surprised and sweaty
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Off to outfit world with you. Shoo, shoo #greatgodgrove
Various sketches of Razzma wearing a spaghetti strap crop top, flowy pants tied with a rope-like belt, and flip-flops Razzma in the previously described outfit in a half-seated, half-lying down position, looking up at the stars
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Miscellaneous extra bonus drawings #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin and Hector seen from behind, with their arms around each other and tails intertwined Capochin as a Precious Moments figurine, depicted with angel wings, a letter clutched to his chest, and sickeningly adorable eyes Capochin lying on his side, looking provocatively at the viewer. A caption beneath him reads "ew ew ew ew ew ew" Capochin breaking down crying in front of an uncomfortable-looking Godpoke
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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He totally looks like that. Happy 1 year of #greatgodgrove !
Capochin looks at a drawing of the Capochin plush, vandalized with flies and stink lines, and thinks to himself, "DA FUCK." We then see him holding his clipboard from another angle, revealing that he's making the same facial expression as the plush. He appears annoyed and thinks, "I don't look like dat..."
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Funny corn lady how I love you... #greatgodgrove
A human Cobigail trying on a sunhat with a bow and matching checkered dress. She looks pleasantly surprised Human Cobigail smiling proudly with her hair up in a bow, wearing a dress shirt with a bowtie and a long checkered skirt Cobigail bent over backwards so she's facing the viewer, two of her four hands clasped A doodle of Cobigail waving
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I drew this in August #greatgodgrove
Capochin and Hector dressed as Gomez and Morticia, respectively, locked in a loving embrace and making a heart shape with their intertwined tails
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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With apologies to Achewood #greatgodgrove
Vibiano holds up a t-shirt that reads "RELIGION IS MESSED UP" and exclaims, "I mean, look at dis! No woman is gonna talk ta you if dis is da first thing she sees!" Capochin scratches his head and looks at the floor in embarrassment. Now holding a different shirt that reads "I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS", Vibiano continues, "An' when was da last time you wore dis one?!" He angrily flips the shirt around to show the back, which reads "PLUS I GOT DEPRESSION". Capochin clutches his head and shuts his eyes tightly, trying to block out his fashion mistakes
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Miscellany #greatgodgrove
Hector drawn over a drunken anime girl lying seductively on a couch, in a tweet captioned "What would yew do if yew saw me drunk like dis". Capochin replies, "Smash your skull with da heaviest rock I" (the image cuts off there). Capochin, trembling and appearing manic, holding up an Inspekta plush in one hand and pointing to it with the other, asking, "Could a depressed person make THIS?!" An angry little white dog that looks like Capochin jumps up and down and barks madly while Hector calmly holds his leash
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Inspekchin Week Day 4: Rot/Growth/bad habits/vices. Yuuuppppp #greatgodgrove
Hector and Capochin sit next to each other in casual clothes. Hector looks off to the side, ashamed, while Capochin re-bandages his tail for him and mutters, "Ya can't keep doin' dis to yaself. ...an' neither can I."
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Bonus feature: Early Bizzyboy uniforms. I loosely based them on those of old-timey firefighters. I think it's funny to imagine they were similar to this until recently. The first thing to tip people off about Inspekta was him suddenly dressing all his men in cartoonishly evil shiny black leather
A nondescript Bizzyboy saluting in a beret, a short double-breasted coat with four brass buttons, and pants tucked into work boots. Capochin grinning proudly and holding up a whistle. His uniform is similar to that of a rank-and-file Bizzyboy, except his coat is longer, blue instead of red, and has eight buttons, as well as his work boots being slightly more squared off.
September 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Inspekchin Week Day 3, just in time for the end of Day 4 #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin, in Bizzyboy uniform, looks down nervously at the sash an unseen Hector has placed over his chest. Hector says, "Won't be needin' dis anymore...", then hands Capochin a folded-up overcoat. Capochin looks up at him as he continues, "...or dis! Take good care of 'em, Cappy!" Hector, looking how he does ingame except 30 years younger, just about to enter the Rift, surrounded by Bizzyboys celebrating his impending ascension, looks back at Capochin one last time, gives a weak smile, and says, "...See ya soon."
September 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Inspekchin Week Day 2: Work/Home/image/accomplishments/&c. Everyone knows your name, but nobody knows you like I do... #greatgodgrove
A young Hector and Capochin in casual clothes cuddling on a loveseat. The wall above them is decorated with newspaper clippings and photographs concerning their Bizzyboy work.
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Do you see
Papyrus smiling and giving two peace signs
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Have you seen it? His cuteness
Sans lying on his stomach, kicking his feet, and winking at the viewer
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Inspekchin Week Day 1: The Drain/first meeting/weather. Look into his sad wet eyes #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin, behind the counter of a coffee shop, looks out the window and thinks to himself, "Stupid rainstorm outta nowhere... Better clear up so I can go smoke." Capochin leans on the counter and sighs, "At least I can finally have a minute to myself." Someone walks through the door offscreen and says "'Scuse me?" Capochin tenses up in annoyance and after a pause replies, "...Yeah." Hector, hair and tail wet from the rain, surrounded by bishie sparkles, asks, "D'yew mind if I put up sum flyers? An maybe hunker down till da storm passes..." Nearby is a small doodle of a shocked Capochin captioned "LIVE CAPO REACTION". Capochin, flustered, can only spit out "UH." He then quickly rises from his slouch and responds, "YEAH NO FOR SURE TOTALLY I MEAN LIKE DO YOU WANT A DRINK OR LIKE A TOWEL OR ANY". The text cuts off there but he definitely keeps going. Below him are the words "(slightly too loud)".
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Petting Him
The Annoying Dog being pet on the head and saying "I feel like my z-axis is increasing"
September 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I'm in a good mood today. Here's some older sketches I never posted #greatgodgrove
Capochin in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops, holding a beer in one hand and a spatula in the other, burgers cooking on the grill next to him. Below a caption reads, "IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE TO DO THESE THINGS, BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE BUT TO LISTEN?" Hector angrily throwing his hands up in the air and saying, "Oh, so now I'm da bad guy just cuz I'm a piece of shit"
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Do you think the kind of person who does this to photos of celebrities even exists in this universe. Probably not #greatgodgrove
A young Capochin and Hector seated next to each other in a row of movie theater-like chairs. Hector has one leg crossed over the other and is smiling for the camera. Capochin is slouching in his seat with his legs spread, looking somewhat bored and holding a lit cigarette. Several short blocks of text are written around and over them as if superimposed, as well as an upside-down triangle drawn over Capochin's fly and an X over where Hector's would be if it were visible. The text on Capochin's side reads, from top to bottom: "NOT SMILING"; "LEGS OPEN"; "PUSSY FACING THE WORLD". The text on Hector's side reads, again from top to bottom: "SMILING MORE THAN HIM"; "LEANING IN TO HIM"; "COCK SHAME"; "UGLY BOOTS"
August 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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RIP Dr. Roberta Bobby 💔 miss you every day diva #greatgodgrove
Vibiano, with a mildly concerned expression, says to the viewer, "Hi, diva. Can I call you "diva"? My name is Detective Fierce..." He produces some papers from behind his back and looks them over as he continues, "You're not in trouble, boots, we're just tryin' ta get da tea on dis situation..."
August 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Psh... whateva... #greatgodgrove
4-panel MS Paint comic. Inspekta, wearing a My Chemical Romance t-shirt and lighting a cigarette, says "i'm like... tow-tally emo an stuff now..." Capochin, with tears in his eyes, can only say "what". Inspekta continues, "da woild is like... dum an stuff..... sew i decided to turn emo". The final panel is the same as the second, with an identical upset Capochin saying "what"
July 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Respect oldman fun pics #greatgodgrove
Hector waving with the other hand behind his back and his knees bent, à la the yellow M&M Inspekta with a speech bubble reading "Eye ain't nevah done anythin' wrong bee-four in my life! Eye'm like a mouse in a jean jacket!" Various Inspekta expressions
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Romantic dinner date #greatgodgrove
An Inspekta plush seated facing the viewer, a plate of partially-eaten Pop Tarts in front of him
July 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Pre- and post-several hours of handing out flyers in the July heat #greatgodgrove
A young Hector in his Bizzyboy uniform, a trenchcoat and rain boots with a dress shirt and tie underneath A hot and sweaty Hector, his coat and boots removed and his tie undone, fanning himself to little avail
July 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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#makeaterriblecomicday2025 Yeah
A three-panel comic. In the first panel a crude drawing of the artist says, ""MAKE A TERRIBLE COMIC DAY" falls on June 24th every year, the day after my birthday. I'm 19 now." In the second a more detailed drawing with its fingers interlaced observes, "I am presented with an opportunity to reflect upon this past year. How being an adult in the eyes of the state has treated me so far. The growth & change I went through. How I might further improve upon myself this year." In the third the artist, once again drawn crudely and now dressed like a knight, drives a sword through a nondescript figure's chest. The figure says "ow". Text next to the scene reads, "Or I could draw something badass like killing a guy w/ a sword"
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM