Other tagline option “The Greatest Man in the World”

Tagline “He’s coming”

He’s going 12 skeets deep raging and scolding on something so inconsequential probably ephemeral that would disappear in the wind had it not been isolated and targeted for a guy like him to do that very thing.

It’s not an actual slogan though, right? Like, isn’t this guy maybe going on and on and on (standing on a box speaking for hours in the town square pointing his finger in the air with emphasis) about some obvious rage bait/essentially nothing?

Exactly. Interest in dinosaurs from kids and everyone would increase and probably sustain if you could see them up close. It’s such a dumb conceit that thinks it’s clever and not at all necessary as an impetus for the mission/adventure!

Remember when people got mad that Hilary’s feckless campaign was gonna start running on calling him ‘Dangerous Donald”? It never happened and people were stewing on it for days. It never happened and I still had to see the Mountain Goats guy bitch about it years later somehow.

Thank you

Lol at starting from a place of hacky Carlin bit referencing cynicism uniformly applied to politicians like “I’m skeptical of ALL these guys!” to reach a place of “Mr Putin had to invade! Ukraine was gonna join NATO any day!!”. It’s always just a variation on this meme.

Looking deeper, you shared a guy who actively supports the invasion.

It’s just monotonous Putin apologetics that we’ve all heard before while he relentlessly and obnoxiously accuses everyone who thinks Putin has even slight imperialist motivations as being propagandized. To do this he has to exaggerate the nonexistent “threat” of Ukraine being allowed to join NATO.

One of the most surreal aspects of the 2024 campaign was how everyone just ignored the fact that Trump was president from 2017 to 2021 and pretended like all the drone strikes and assassinations and pardoned war criminals just never happened.

Are they all good on Ukraine also? Genuinely asking, I don’t know.

Meanwhile, even if a reader takes the time to click on and read the article, they still have to scroll past two ads and a list of related stories to get to the "okay but" paragraph explaining that real scientists are highly skeptical of these new FDA claims.