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David Allen
@intelligenthoodlum.bsky.social
Dirty secrets of economy
Turns that body into GDP.

History quickly crashing through your veins.

Chocolate rain

Age 31
Brought a Lego set to the family pumpkin carving. It was a fun time
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The cutscenes in Legends Z-A are so awkward with no voice acting. I get that pokemon is mostly text based but in cutscenes it's just laziness
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This set has some really cool techniques. I love it!
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My first ever set with a lightbrick. It's badass. So glad that guy didn't want this. I do
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It was 10am at the Lego store. The person in front of me was buying the $1000 death star. With it came many gifts with the purchase. He didn't want this one (insane) he asked if I did (duh) and now i have this set for totally free and I got thr gameboy set that I came for. Good day
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It took until my second playthrough to notice that the Marauder says "my eyes have been opened, allow me to help you see Slayer" and then the main glory kill is you stabbing him in his eyes
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Made a really cool figure at the Lego store plus parts I already had
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I Have The Power!
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sweet Pea is sleeping on the bed
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The main crew of the Firespray. Everything looks exactly how I want now
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My OC Lego character that I made as a kid vs how he looks today. It feels like when your favorite game gets a remake and they make the graphics how you always saw them in your head
August 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
She's such a good kitty 🐈
July 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sweet Peas face when the fireworks are going crazy outside
July 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Batman spotted buying a diet coke

youtu.be/8qSQfSFDDas?...
June 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I posted a comment on reddit saying "society would benefit from end wokeness losing access to the Internet" and within ten minutes got a warning for threatening physical harm. How is losing access to the Internet a threat of violence??
June 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Chillin on my off day
June 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
She's so comfy 💜
June 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sweet Pea sitting next to my new Lego set
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"you really havent seen those statements?!" If Sam ever looked at me like this I would kms
April 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The SeaLab is complete. Most of it was built years ago but I left a section blank until there were more update
April 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My childhood friend turned into a deadbeat dad
April 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I hate when I wake up with 40,000 emails from my ass
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Create any cheap amalgamation of human art that we stole, for free. Don't pay a human with talent and style to create a one of a kind piece for you. Drain a river and let a computer shit out a soulless version. Fuck you chatgpt.
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm not taking the celebrity trips to space seriously until they send up the real astronauts
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM