You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

okay that is hilarious

rule 1 of OC collab: Never Joke

did they do the weird glass thing on ios too? i got it on desktop and i'm a bit :s at it

PART 1

eternally chewing on the fact that this man is simultaneously so cringefail but like... really really good at accomplishing exactly what he wants

and then he kinda did!!! so no wonder he jumped at the opportunity to get heaven too!!!!

(and all this is juicier if he knew about all this because he summoned his favourite serial kller like in my and hosta's backstory 😌 and al is the reason the tv fell on his head lmfao)