Agent Zuck takes you out to a stake dinner and offers to plug you into the oculus, which perfectly simulates the year 1999.

All you have to do is hand over the codes to Zion.

Hey Fidelity,

Now that CCP is literally in our phone networks-

Can you please stop making your customers rawdog their passwords over touch tone?

Thanks.

Look up "Altoona Pizza", I can't even

My Shmoocon talk got accepted!

I've never spoken at Shmoocon before, but I have been submitting every year for a while.

If you're wondering what it takes to get accepted at a conference the answer is a lot of rejection first.

I'll pay $200 bucks for a moxie robot. Seriously.

Technically you can satisfy data breach notification requirements by sending snail mail to those impacted, and never announcing publicly.

How will code gen will change the security landscape?

AI will write code containing vulnerabilities, and humans won't know the first thing about it.

Then they will actively push to not be held accountable to review and fix it.

Sometimes you find the shell, sometimes the shell finds you

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