When there's just a plan, a grid, reassuring teasers (and test balloons), with crescendo to the budget itself, they still need to expect unplanned leaks. But it's direct, in control, and above all reassuring. Problem is intentional central leaking instead of teasers/ properly managed test balloons

I do though like my Lego version of Hokusai's Great Wave. Kitsch, but in the spirit of woodcut mass production.

Hopefully safe and sound with the ziggurat lectern

Thinking about one of my anthropology professors (who did research on terroir and cheesemaking) getting uncharacteristically furious telling a class of postgrads why soil and dirt are not the same

Cointreau and orange zest are the only acceptable changes, to make a tiramisuzette

Fuuuuuuuuuuck. I thought it might be something like Enjoy the Silence by Depeche Mode ("All I ever wanted" etc). But this is astonishing

Equally, Anaesthetic Associates are very much not who you need when you break down

Yep. Not a great feeling for patients' needs to be diminished and co-opted

Nicky Haslam should sell his tea towels in America to educate them