I am so ready. #StrangerThings #SurferBoyPizza
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am so ready. #StrangerThings #SurferBoyPizza
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social You’re blowing my mind this week on DBF. I‘m mid 40s with 2 young kids and up until now I thought the “no swimming for 30 mins after swimming” was still true. Every day someone is born who’s never seen The Flintstones. Indeed.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social You’re blowing my mind this week on DBF. I‘m mid 40s with 2 young kids and up until now I thought the “no swimming for 30 mins after swimming” was still true. Every day someone is born who’s never seen The Flintstones. Indeed.
Apple, I beg of you. Please don’t do anything over the next year about upgrading iOS or iPadOS or anything else until you‘ve fixed your absolute dog shit Family Sharing and App Store ecosystem. It’s absolutely abhorrent and you should be ashamed.
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Apple, I beg of you. Please don’t do anything over the next year about upgrading iOS or iPadOS or anything else until you‘ve fixed your absolute dog shit Family Sharing and App Store ecosystem. It’s absolutely abhorrent and you should be ashamed.
The other day I thought, “Maybe I should give Spotify another go.”
*ICE has entered the chat.*
Maybe not.
*ICE has entered the chat.*
Maybe not.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The other day I thought, “Maybe I should give Spotify another go.”
*ICE has entered the chat.*
Maybe not.
*ICE has entered the chat.*
Maybe not.
I’d always thought the #MandelaEffect was interesting, but always had a reasonable explanation; until I found myself in this new reality where, apparently, Portugal 🇵🇹 is to the WEST of Spain 🇪🇸 rather than the EAST.
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’d always thought the #MandelaEffect was interesting, but always had a reasonable explanation; until I found myself in this new reality where, apparently, Portugal 🇵🇹 is to the WEST of Spain 🇪🇸 rather than the EAST.
Do you thank the grocery store employee who just stands there in the self checkout section as you walk by them after scanning and bagging your own groceries? What’s the etiquette? I’m all for being grateful, but at times I’m saying thank you to someone simply puttering on their phone. It feels odd.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Do you thank the grocery store employee who just stands there in the self checkout section as you walk by them after scanning and bagging your own groceries? What’s the etiquette? I’m all for being grateful, but at times I’m saying thank you to someone simply puttering on their phone. It feels odd.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I’m making my way through Strange New Worlds and last night saw your character, Doug the Vulcan. It was a pleasant surprise and a delight. Did you have any creative input?
September 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I’m making my way through Strange New Worlds and last night saw your character, Doug the Vulcan. It was a pleasant surprise and a delight. Did you have any creative input?
Congrats, MAGA. I never before had a thought to seek out watching #Kimmel. But now, for tomorrow, I do. To quote “Ticks and Leeches” by Tool: “Is this what you wanted? Is this what you had in mind? Cause this is what you’re getting.”
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Congrats, MAGA. I never before had a thought to seek out watching #Kimmel. But now, for tomorrow, I do. To quote “Ticks and Leeches” by Tool: “Is this what you wanted? Is this what you had in mind? Cause this is what you’re getting.”
I love conversations with my kids.
“I’m not ready for Kindergarten yet.”
“Oh what do you need to work on?”
“Well, I need to work on my ninja moves.” 🥷
“I’m not ready for Kindergarten yet.”
“Oh what do you need to work on?”
“Well, I need to work on my ninja moves.” 🥷
September 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love conversations with my kids.
“I’m not ready for Kindergarten yet.”
“Oh what do you need to work on?”
“Well, I need to work on my ninja moves.” 🥷
“I’m not ready for Kindergarten yet.”
“Oh what do you need to work on?”
“Well, I need to work on my ninja moves.” 🥷
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social Your discussion about Chris Fleming on DBF is fascinating to me because, prior to seeing them on Conan’s podcast last week, I’d never even heard of their comedy and now here are 3 people whose work I follow gratefully praising them. #Flinstones
September 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social @alexcoxfm.bsky.social Your discussion about Chris Fleming on DBF is fascinating to me because, prior to seeing them on Conan’s podcast last week, I’d never even heard of their comedy and now here are 3 people whose work I follow gratefully praising them. #Flinstones
Oh neat, iOS Beta 7 is *worse* than Beta 6.
(I fully acknowledge that it’s on me for being on a beta, but overall this has been a comically awful change.)
(I fully acknowledge that it’s on me for being on a beta, but overall this has been a comically awful change.)
August 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh neat, iOS Beta 7 is *worse* than Beta 6.
(I fully acknowledge that it’s on me for being on a beta, but overall this has been a comically awful change.)
(I fully acknowledge that it’s on me for being on a beta, but overall this has been a comically awful change.)
As a parent, that final scene in #Fantastic4 was too real and I felt triggered. 😂
July 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
As a parent, that final scene in #Fantastic4 was too real and I felt triggered. 😂
“Hey Siri, move my appointment to my private calendar.”
“Done! Your appointment has been renamed to My Private Calendar.”
Oh Siri, you’re so dumb it’s almost endearing.
“Done! Your appointment has been renamed to My Private Calendar.”
Oh Siri, you’re so dumb it’s almost endearing.
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Hey Siri, move my appointment to my private calendar.”
“Done! Your appointment has been renamed to My Private Calendar.”
Oh Siri, you’re so dumb it’s almost endearing.
“Done! Your appointment has been renamed to My Private Calendar.”
Oh Siri, you’re so dumb it’s almost endearing.
If only I paid any attention to ABC News so I could now partake in a boycott over this.
Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:
June 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If only I paid any attention to ABC News so I could now partake in a boycott over this.
It’s Pride Month again? Have a happy one!
a bisexual flag with pink purple and blue stripes
ALT: a bisexual flag with pink purple and blue stripes
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June 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s Pride Month again? Have a happy one!
TikTok trends. Bare beating. Mewing. Someone please find a way to put me in stasis until either all this dumb shit is behind us or society has irrevocably imploded on itself.
May 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
TikTok trends. Bare beating. Mewing. Someone please find a way to put me in stasis until either all this dumb shit is behind us or society has irrevocably imploded on itself.
Based on no evidence or having watched any MLB this season, aside from a couple of innings, I’m ready to make my World Series prediction. It’ll be Red Sox v Reds, Sox in 6.
May 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Based on no evidence or having watched any MLB this season, aside from a couple of innings, I’m ready to make my World Series prediction. It’ll be Red Sox v Reds, Sox in 6.
I was just laying on my back on the floor with my 4 yo up in the air on my legs so he was “flying” like Superman.
“Where are we flying to?!” Thinking he’d say something like Spain, where his grandparents live.
“The grocery store! I need popsicles!”
“Where are we flying to?!” Thinking he’d say something like Spain, where his grandparents live.
“The grocery store! I need popsicles!”
May 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I was just laying on my back on the floor with my 4 yo up in the air on my legs so he was “flying” like Superman.
“Where are we flying to?!” Thinking he’d say something like Spain, where his grandparents live.
“The grocery store! I need popsicles!”
“Where are we flying to?!” Thinking he’d say something like Spain, where his grandparents live.
“The grocery store! I need popsicles!”
May 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Jump to the jam boogie woogie jam slam.
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Jump to the jam boogie woogie jam slam.
You’re probably not so important that you need your phone on you at all times. (A reminder to myself, and to you as well, perhaps).
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You’re probably not so important that you need your phone on you at all times. (A reminder to myself, and to you as well, perhaps).
DoorDash keeping the “Arriving on-time” message while constantly changing the time is kinda scummy.
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
DoorDash keeping the “Arriving on-time” message while constantly changing the time is kinda scummy.
I used ChatGPT to diagnose and fix my new mini-split unit and I’m now ready for my HVAC license.
April 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I used ChatGPT to diagnose and fix my new mini-split unit and I’m now ready for my HVAC license.