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Shane the Wizard
@infinitealchemics.bsky.social
He/They: 34, MN Creator and curator of whimsical artifacts all good, evil, and every thing between.

High quality fantasy props electro chemically forged in copper.

https://linktr.ee/infinitealchemics
My best guess is animals dont respect the idea of multiple schedules and the weekend breaks the mold of what needs to be done. I wake up at 430 am most days. Our cats will wake me up around 530 if im not up because who else is going to pet them while they eat the first few bites of brown pellets
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Can you blame them!? 2 dicks!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🎶 its that pear shaped body
🎵 its those sensual hips
🎶its those fuzzy fingers
🎵 its those kissable lips
🎶 its his enchanting aura
🎵 its ah, all powerful
🎶 grimace, grimace!

youtu.be/I7hNt6AmgEc?...

The second chorus is where it really gets ya in the giggles.
"Grimace" - Karaoke Performance
YouTube video by HLPtv
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November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I would also name people something like "Gary 2" if something bad happened to Gary 1. Gary is just a title anyway. Maybe even make Gary 2 and have them fight for the right to be a Gary. Anyway! Hope ya have a blast
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Its pretty fun rouge like city builder sim. Also very happy tree friend. I highly recomend naming all your converts after friends and family. It made me laugh a lot lot more when weird stuff started happening
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It wont walk but it will eventually have a thick layer of copper over everything. This hammer is waiting to get irs copper layer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I totally understand. I try to be real about my projections on cost to produce. Please let me know any time. I've had folk do $20 a pay period or whatever works for them. If you have any artisan skills I am open to hearing about work/art trades for partial payment.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Absolutely! Full transparency we are talking 350+ in labor and materials. If interested in it shoot me a dm. I do payments and all it takes is a small down payment to get me started. Id love to do something thst sick!
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You can lead a horse to water but you cant kick it back to health
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM