teh rand0m doct0r: unfortunately despite the chemo, the cancer has rawr xD to your bones and liver

everyone remembers exactly where they were and what they were doing when they first heard that baby gronk rizzed up livvy dunn. it’s our generations JFK moment

dear god in heaven, hallowed be thy name, before ye come i, wretched with sin, thy most obedient servant, to beg thy forgiveness and that ye in thy great mercy will taketh thy child Donald J Trump into thy arms and that thy hand may squeeze upon his basilar artery and thus his brainstem be necrosed

if you had been in a coma for 3 months and woke up today you would have no idea the US invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its president 2 weeks ago

I heard they sent a crew of 3 civil engineers down into the Sydney sewers to work on the fatberg but they lost contact with them. 17 hours later 4 came back

it’s so nice to be a true lowbie again #LowbieLifeForever #ImNothing

only 2 eps in on The Pitt but Dr Mel feels a bit too patronizingly adorkable this season. feels like the social media analytics department might have been too involved

gen x democrats after dropping an F bomb

we are Scott Adams, we carry the flame

i’ve been going beast mode lately (i crawl back into my dark and fetid burrow full of small mammal bones)

dm of an ig post of a TikTok of a screenshot of a sandcrab alt account tweet. we’re living in the ruins of a once great civilization

#facereveal