I will use my taser on you

It hits like a freight train!!

I'm kind of mad I can't buy this silly hat now because it's tainted by Temu fascists.

Also you just know this dude's "praetorian guard armor" looks absolutely ridiculous

They get their soup from the same supplier as the grocery store deli, give you three mouthfuls per serving and charge 4 times as much. This is smart business

You know what, it's my fault for having eyes

Who is Odrade? Do I even care??

I hate this book so much and i keep turning on the audiobook and zoning out

Okay but you know how everything is funnier when you're completely exhausted?

I don't normally get into country songs but youtu.be/iEkQGa_O5tU

At least once a day I think about how the Irish language doesn't use a verb that means "to have".

You don't "have" a car. The car is "at you". Linguistically, you don't possess things, they're just near you for a while. I love that.

As in I will not be recognizing any kind of alternate reality in which this is not the case