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Ineffable Silversmith
@ineffablesilver.bsky.social
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she/her | withered crone (over 18)

✧ Pacific Northwest metalsmith and ineffable brainrot victim.

✧ Unless otherwise stated, these pieces are personal fan projects and not for sale.

http://ineffablesilversmith.carrd.co
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And in copper since I like this picture too. Someone asked if these have a patina; they do not, I gave them a soft satin finish, they just reflect the colored lights really well!
A copper ornament hanging on a tree surrounded by lights in shades of purples and pinks. The ornament has silhouettes of Aziraphale and Crowley sawed out of either side, facing each other to create the illusion of an apple core. Some simple engraving suggests the stem, leaf, and seeds.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Last ornament for this first round! Hopefully I can get the art for the last three done this week as well. I do love sawing these dummies’ profiles.

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A brass ornament hanging on a tree surrounded by lights in shades of blues and greens. The ornament has silhouettes of Aziraphale and Crowley sawed out of either side, facing each other to create the illusion of an apple core. Some simple engraving suggests the stem, leaf, and seeds.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The third ineffable ornament! I am making these in both copper (pictured) and brass, and I’ll have neutral photos for Ko-Fi so you can see the metals without the colored lights.

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A copper ornament hanging on a tree surrounded by lights in shades of lavender and mint green. The ornament is shaped like a snowflake, and engraved with art of Aziraphale and Crowley together. Aziraphale has looped one end of his scarf around Crowley’s neck as well and is pulling the ends to bring their heads together so he can kiss Crowley on the corner of his mouth; they both have their eyes closed and look peaceful and happy.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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None of the art I’ve done for the ornaments is super Christmassy, but I wanted to have at least one design that didn’t feel seasonal at all. The art from my fanfic spinner pendant suited this bauble shape, so I’ll have a couple of these in brass (show here) and copper in the release.

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A Christmas bauble-shaped brass ornament hanging in a tree, engraved with Aziraphale in profile on the left side and Crowley in profile on the right. They are looking at each other and smiling. The lights on the tree are casting a cool blue and green colors on Aziraphale and warm orange and pinks on Crowley.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Here’s the first of my ineffable ornaments! I hope to have a small release of the first four designs ready on Ko-Fi next week, with three more designs in progress. These will be available in copper (pictured here) and brass.

#goodomens
A copper ornament hanging on a tree surrounded by lights in shades of pink, purple, and blue. The ornament is shaped like a snowglobe, and engraved with art of Aziraphale and Crowley from the shoulders up, facing each other and surrounded by snowflakes. Crowley is wearing a turtleneck and leaning in with one hand on Aziraphale’s chest to kiss him on the tip of his nose. Aziraphale is wearing a tartan scarf and has his eyes closed with a gentle smile on his face.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Offcuts from ornament making
Silhouettes of Aziraphale and Crowley that have been sawed from copper and brass sitting on a wooden bench pin
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Folks on Instagram were interested in metal ornaments, which will be etched or engraved with some of my GO art. If you are too, I’d really appreciate it if you let me know whether you prefer copper or brass, and if you like a ribbon or a wire hook better as a hanger!
A graphic with two metal orbament shapes, a copper apple and a brass snowflake, on a black background. The text reads: Ornament Poll! If you're interested in ineffable ornaments, please let me know whether you prefer: Copper or Brass? Ribbon or Wire Hook hanger?
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Still a WIP, but here’s a little copper wives dish I’ve been playing around with.
A small, shallow heart-shaped dish made from copper, with a layer engraved with a sketch I made of fem-presenting Crowley and Aziraphale. Crowley is wearing a high-necked dress with a cameo at the throat and her hair in a bun, and she is leaning in helplessly toward Aziraphale, biting her lip with one visible fang. Aziraphale has a curly pixie cut and is wearing a low-cut chemise with ruffles at the neckline that highlights her (impressive) cleavage. She is leaning forward looking rather smug at the effect she is obviously having on Crowley.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Get those donation receipts to me by the end of the day Sunday, 11/16!
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Giveaway details in the graphics and relevant links in my bio
ABOUT THE PENDANTS These are reversible spinner pendant prototypes; they are made from red brass with a brushed finish and have fanfiction tropes on one side and my art of Aziraphale and Crowley on the reverse. The pendants measure about 33mm high, or just over 1.25” and come on a gold-finished brass rolo chain which is adjustable with a slider bead up to 24” (61cm) and lobster claw closure.Brass is a base metal alloy of copper and zinc. If you have sentitivities to copper jewelry, I would recommend swapping out the chain for one made of precious metal and wearing it at a length where the pendant rests on your clothes and not your skin. HOW TO ENTER Make a donation of $10+ USD (or equivalent in your currency) to one of these organizations (links in the carrd in my bio): Transgender Law Center Feeding America Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) Email proof of donation with any sensitive personal details removed to ineffablesilversmith@proton.me (email link also in my carrd). I will not use your email for any purposes other than to communicate regarding this giveaway No social media interaction (comments, likes, follows, shares) required for entry MORE INFO Donation email must be received by 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time on November 16 I have two prototype pendants and will draw two donors using a random numbers generator and notify them by email no later than end of day November 18 I typically do these sorts of things as one-entry-per-person, but given the scale of need, I will enter you one time for every $10 donated, whether to one or more organizations; so $20 to CHIRLA is two entries, $10 each to all three charities is three entries, etc. THE FINE PRINT Must be 18+ to enter. A guardian or older friend may enter on your behalf, but legally I require an adult winner to share personal details and shipping information Giveaway not affiliated with or endorsed by Meta, Bsky, or Tumblr I will cover the cost of postage from the US anywhere in the world with the exception of the few countries to which USPS has suspended service. Winners are responsible for any customs or VAT imposed by their countries
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I’m giving away two of my spinner pendant prototypes; details in the next post! 🖤

#goodomens
A black background with two brass necklaces surrounding the words "Fundraiser Giveaway." The pendants are discs that spin on a riveted bail; one side is a fortune-teller style spinner with fanfiction tropes: Only One Bed, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Fake Dating, and Hurt/Comfort. The reverse has engraved artwork of Aziraphale and Crowley.
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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There’s a better look at my recent locket over at @neffablesilversmut.bsky.social

#goodomens
A censored image of a locket with a keyhole cutout at the front, through which you can see Aziraphale and Crowley in an intimate moment.
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Only tangentially Good Omens in the sense that all snakes are Crowley to the brainrotted mind, but I really like these hoop earrings and matching midi ring I made last week.
A sterling silver snake earring with the snake’s head at the lobe and the tail curving around behind to form a hoop A midi ring with a small snake curled around the finger
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A prototype in brass for a simpler (read: less expensive) fanfic oracle pendant. I’m still working some things out and didn’t bother doing any finishing on it, but this is getting pretty close.

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October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Prototyping
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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They were kicked out of the Ritz for a noise complaint and have moved their marital activities to the bookshop, if you care to take a peek @neffablesilversmut.bsky.social

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A sterling silver locket with a keyhole opening, through which you can see Aziraphale and Crowley enjoying some quality time in the bookshop, tastefully censored.
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Medieval wives pendant, sterling silver

#goodomens
A sterling silver pendant with female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley in medieval dress, sitting in a carved stone gothic arch window. Aziraphale has a book open on her lap; Crowley is leaning in and offering her an apple. The backplate has a vine pattern and is deeply oxidized. The pendant hangs from a triangular bail that continues the vine motif in the shape of a heart. A 3/4 view of the pendant A closer look at the bail The back of the pendant has a small disc with my Crowley eye makers mark on it
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Medieval ineffable wives pendant, sterling silver

#goodomens
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I finished up a fun medieval ineffable wives pendant yesterday and sent it off to its new home. I’ll share the full piece once it’s arrived; I really like how it turned out!
A layer for a sterling silver pendant with a stone arch that has been carved and textured, with the silhouettes of female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley sitting inside it.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The smutty fanfiction oracle is coming along. I liked the challenge of doing lettering that would complement the original but feel a little saucier.
The unfinished back part of a round locket engraved with the text “They do everything together…” where on the word “everything,” there are devil horns over the first “e” and the “g” ends in a devil tail, held next to the back of my first fanfiction oracle locket with the same text with rounder, more romantic lettering where the “y” in “everything” forms a heart.
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Apple core pendant, sterling silver

This one will be for sale through a lottery system in a week or two.

#goodomens
September 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Finally getting around to finishing this piece.
The back of a teardrop-shaped sterling silver pendant with my Crowley eye maker’s mark on it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A four-panel comic by @raph_comic on Instagram.
September 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Ritz honeymoon peepshow shadowbox pendant, sterling silver

I have made a NSFW account, @neffablesilversmut.bsky.social - with many thanks to @cassieoh.bsky.social for the amazing name - if you want to see what the inside looked like before I riveted the front on. 😏

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A sterling silver shadowbox pendant shaped like a rectangular keyhole escutcheon. Through the keyhole cutout in the front, you can see Aziraphale and Crowley having sex. They are both kneeling; Aziraphale is behind Crowley and is leaning in with his chin resting on Crowley’s shoulder, wearing a tender expression. He has his right arm wrapped around him with his hand placed on Crowley’s throat. Crowley is clearly enjoying himself very much with his back arched, head thrown back, a silly grin, and a tiny - but proportional! - erection. A 3/4 left view of the pendant. A close-up of the bail, which has a tiny silver key on it. The pendant swivels on the bail so it is reversible without removing it. The back is engraved with "666" as though it is a hotel room number, and beneath that is a small replica of the "Do not disturb" sign from the Ritz hotel.
September 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A hand holding a small handmade silver replica of the “Very Closed” sign from AZ Fell & Co.
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM