Ineffable Jeff
@ineffablejeff.bsky.social
I see the snow
I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white
I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male
He/him
I am not surprised that the snowflakes are white
I will be astonished if they are not also overwhelmingly male
He/him
Ikea what you did there
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ikea what you did there
have "they" never had chocolate wth
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
have "they" never had chocolate wth
I mean...I might have some *questions*, but I'm not at all confused
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I mean...I might have some *questions*, but I'm not at all confused
hey if that guy takes the money he's saving on rent and applies it to therapy...just spit-ballin'
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hey if that guy takes the money he's saving on rent and applies it to therapy...just spit-ballin'
The staff got him the smallest table available. Clearly they hate this guy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The staff got him the smallest table available. Clearly they hate this guy.
Was a smaller table unavailable? Were the kids using it?
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Was a smaller table unavailable? Were the kids using it?
I like to imagine that they're on speaker with their divorce attorney. And I'm pretty sure I'm right some of the time.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I like to imagine that they're on speaker with their divorce attorney. And I'm pretty sure I'm right some of the time.
I don't want to get into a bidding war, but every one of these sound like something I would do for free, or maybe even at some expense
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don't want to get into a bidding war, but every one of these sound like something I would do for free, or maybe even at some expense
For a dude who probably has a million shirtless pics of himself in front of every bathroom mirror he's ever encountered, you'd think he'd know...
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For a dude who probably has a million shirtless pics of himself in front of every bathroom mirror he's ever encountered, you'd think he'd know...
"Old man, take a look at my elf"
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Old man, take a look at my elf"
I'd ask wtf is wrong with you people, but the answer is you are just dangerous grifters. Much like RFK.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'd ask wtf is wrong with you people, but the answer is you are just dangerous grifters. Much like RFK.
(me smacking my forehead repeatedly) COME OUT, WORDS, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
(me smacking my forehead repeatedly) COME OUT, WORDS, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
I knew it was out there, I just wanted everyone to use their
🌈✨imagination✨🌈
🌈✨imagination✨🌈
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I knew it was out there, I just wanted everyone to use their
🌈✨imagination✨🌈
🌈✨imagination✨🌈
im-shocked-shocked-to-find-that-gambling-is-going-on-in-here dot gif
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
im-shocked-shocked-to-find-that-gambling-is-going-on-in-here dot gif
I suppose you're lucky to live in the UK, which famously never has any issues with their government.
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I suppose you're lucky to live in the UK, which famously never has any issues with their government.
Just the administration, and the dimmer half of the population. But you are wise to be wary.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just the administration, and the dimmer half of the population. But you are wise to be wary.
Can't keep track without a scorecard
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Can't keep track without a scorecard
"It's only divisive if you're offended by it. Triggered much?"
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"It's only divisive if you're offended by it. Triggered much?"
You can solve a lot of social issues if you have a broom, and a rug, and just do a little sweeping, evidently
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You can solve a lot of social issues if you have a broom, and a rug, and just do a little sweeping, evidently
No, what I'm saying is that I can't remember a time when it didn't *happen*, which was the original proposition.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
No, what I'm saying is that I can't remember a time when it didn't *happen*, which was the original proposition.
100% (I've only had one cup of coffee)
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
100% (I've only had one cup of coffee)
[shrugs in Pinochet]
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
[shrugs in Pinochet]