if you don't have soy sauce in your pantry you don't deserve rights
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
if you don't have soy sauce in your pantry you don't deserve rights
sorry boss, the concrete realization that the western world is propped up by a cult of zionist child sacrificing monsters and nothing will be done about it ever has got me slightly distracted
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
sorry boss, the concrete realization that the western world is propped up by a cult of zionist child sacrificing monsters and nothing will be done about it ever has got me slightly distracted
Heathcliff was Irish
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Heathcliff was Irish
rip to greg bovino
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
rip to greg bovino
me: I'm not susceptible to nostalgia, I've evolved past that trick working on me
also me: if I think about The Adventures of Pete & Pete too hard I start crying
also me: if I think about The Adventures of Pete & Pete too hard I start crying
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
me: I'm not susceptible to nostalgia, I've evolved past that trick working on me
also me: if I think about The Adventures of Pete & Pete too hard I start crying
also me: if I think about The Adventures of Pete & Pete too hard I start crying
any jacket is a light jacket if you wear it long enough
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
any jacket is a light jacket if you wear it long enough
media literacy in the shitter
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
media literacy in the shitter
if I was Marty I would have just stayed in Japan
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
if I was Marty I would have just stayed in Japan
Balatro is a beautiful name for a stepson
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Balatro is a beautiful name for a stepson
I'm not gonna do it, but it would be so funny to have a big back tattoo of Spider
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm not gonna do it, but it would be so funny to have a big back tattoo of Spider
life would be so much better if everything wasn't terrible
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
life would be so much better if everything wasn't terrible
I call him Randy NotFine
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I call him Randy NotFine
it's so funny that attractiveness in women is valued over all other things. even if the woman is a doctor or a lawyer or a ceo
like, men are so dumb they will think a woman is better at her job because she's hot
like, men are so dumb they will think a woman is better at her job because she's hot
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it's so funny that attractiveness in women is valued over all other things. even if the woman is a doctor or a lawyer or a ceo
like, men are so dumb they will think a woman is better at her job because she's hot
like, men are so dumb they will think a woman is better at her job because she's hot
Hemingway was incapable of gooning due to a war injury that damaged the gooning cortex of his brain
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hemingway was incapable of gooning due to a war injury that damaged the gooning cortex of his brain
I performed a back-alley abortion on Erika Kirk last night
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I performed a back-alley abortion on Erika Kirk last night
"things were better when they sucked" - how a lot of nostalgia talk sounds to me
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"things were better when they sucked" - how a lot of nostalgia talk sounds to me
risotto is good, but at what cost?
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
risotto is good, but at what cost?
they shouldn't have named one of the turkeys Trump pardoned Joseph Gobbles
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
they shouldn't have named one of the turkeys Trump pardoned Joseph Gobbles
and here we have the traditional israeli corndog
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
and here we have the traditional israeli corndog
I will defend the man with the nazi tattoo on his chest with my life, he comes before my wife and children
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I will defend the man with the nazi tattoo on his chest with my life, he comes before my wife and children
ok, sure, I have a Hitler tattoo, but it's BABY Hitler and you can clearly see me next to him with a gun
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ok, sure, I have a Hitler tattoo, but it's BABY Hitler and you can clearly see me next to him with a gun
the three stooges were the original UFC
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the three stooges were the original UFC
whenever a white person uses the word "slave" in any context whatsoever, I tense up
October 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
whenever a white person uses the word "slave" in any context whatsoever, I tense up
2 years in fucking limbo powerlessly watching hell on my phone screen
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
2 years in fucking limbo powerlessly watching hell on my phone screen