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Mid day wanton cruelty to the kitty: not opening the closet door so she can go in and rub her fur all over my clean clothing.
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If he's really losing the finger, he'll be easy to identify in the future: www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Individual accused of biting part of federal officer's finger off in Minneapolis
A person has been federally charged after court documents said they bit the tip of a Customs and Border Protection officer's finger off in Minneapolis on Saturday.
www.cbsnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Once had a taxi driver in Berlin struggle struggle with the weight of my bag.He asked me what was in it. I replied: Leder, Gummi, Kleinkinder and he nearly fell over laughing. 20 minutes later security opens my bag to inspect something and with horror rushes to put it away. I fall over laughing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
6 more days of being unable to bite people. Can't wait for the permanent crowns to be ready and glued on.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If my QA person on one product doesn't stop bugging me with silly nonsense I'm going to change all the default English language resources she's testing to Pig Latin.
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Why do news sites allow ads for devices like this to be on their pages? But this takedown (or is it a breakdown) is hilarious! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tE-...
I bought a scam energy saver and made it actually save energy!
YouTube video by Matthias random stuff
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January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
IRS accepted my tax return - 21 days to getting the credits for energy or them halting it and asking for the receipts.
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Only took a week but Artemis is finally using her new pillow.
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Went to the tiny grocery store in the neighborhood Friday to grab a few things before the storm. I'm so used to Warehouse Clubs and Lidl that the prices on the same items in smaller packages seem criminal. How do people afford to eat these days?
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The snow is really starting to pile up. We've had more snow this winter than the past 3 combined it seems.
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Taxes are done. Should get transmitted on Monday and then 21 days roughly until the refunded credits for energy improvements. Thanks Biden.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It is -12C out right now. The cat is most displeased because it's too cold to wander the backyard right now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I only get antsy about tax forms when I know I'm due refunds. Waiting on 1 interest form for a measly $11, and TurboTax to update the home energy credit form so I can finish filing. Oh yeah, IRS doesn't start accepting until Monday so pointless to be impatient.
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Europe may go nuclear and flood the treasury market with $8T of US debt. We will be so fucked if that happens from currency collapse, out of control inflation, surging borrowing costs that could push credit card interest above 40% and a depression all because Cheeto Jesus didn’t get a Nobel prize.
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The best bit of this is the Hot Tamales, one of my favorites as a kid. Found it hilarious with the one kid questioning, "they give these to kids?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ4J...
British Highschoolers try American Halloween Candy
YouTube video by JOLLY
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January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You buy cat food and look at scratching posts and suddenly Amazon's recommendations are almost all cat related except the shaving products and energy drink.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Let me get this straight, they are using the killing of protesters in Iran as a pretext for launching military action against them while at the same time talking about using the insurrection act to deploy the military on protesters in the US and possibly killing them?
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Just watched the first episode of Star Trek Academy. It was kinda meh but I think they need a backstory on how a female Jem Hadar/Klingon hybrid happened.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Uh I know Hollywood is desperate for ideas but panning the sewers of Team Troma to remake The Toxic Avenger with a massive budget is just awful. Kaufman appears to have sold out.
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I am become bougie, excited about new refrigerator/freezers.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Kitty jumped on the bed for attention, got some and then squinted her eyes and had a scowl on her face, flicking her tail in irritation. I noticed something. She had the exact facial expression of Melania Trump. Melania Trump's resting expression looks like an irritated cat.
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
A separate thread made me realize the things I miss most about San Francisco are a list of restaurants that are no longer in business.
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM