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Because you’re going to challenge Death, you better pick a game you’re good at

(just kidding I suck at Balatro)

you see the absolute truth ma’am you’re goddamn right

- Hades is not one to visit the mortal realm, plenty enough to do in the Underworld. If he were to do so, he’d find that dogs pay an unusual attention to him, even coming to his aid (unprompted) whenever he loses his temper. Does this have anything to do with his contact with Cerberus? Probably!

- Zeus, despite his best efforts, always gets his hair up due to static whenever he summons his lightnings. But it’s not a lost battle, it’s fine he just needs to comb it down. It’s FINE.

- Poseidon always has little things (mostly algae, seashells and sand) stuck on his hair and clothes. Not that he’s bothered by them.

the secret is cooking stuff beforehand and leaving it in the fridge in a way you know you wont be able to resist

to be fair im still struggling to make the switch. still trying to get used to the butterfly instead of the bird. thanks hunn

bonus