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@inastraightline.bsky.social
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I'm into BTS and ass whooping, and BTS is FREE. she/her.

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THIS WAS SO GOOD www.gq.com/story/john-d...
Darnielle is one of the most intense music lovers I know, someone who believes that telling someone about a great band is as important as playing in one, but he's also a world-class hater, able to explain precisely why he thinks something sucks-and then fight you over it. He ribs the Red Hot Chili Peppers, then Coldplay. I am expecting a diss for Weezer's "Hash Pipe," but he actually loves that they lifted the first line from the Beatles. "Rivers Cuomo is like me in that he's a failed intellectual, but he doesn't lean into being a failed intellectual," he tells me and Douglas. "But I keep trying."
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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snoring baby times
a young brown grey bully asleep on a grey couch, under a pink and white blanket. he's wearing an orange and pink bandana from the vets office. his chin is very pink.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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following my civic duty with the purchase of a local hoagie bc fuck your jokes, I've been craving a sub for hours now
a chubby white lady in a green and white striped shirt under a black sweater, showing off an I VOTED sticker
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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UPDATE: it feels very silly to be grateful your kid was good at daycare and everyone loved him and asked if he could come back soon, but they liked him and he didn't even miss me and now he's snoozing and it's wonderful
a screenshot of a Facebook post containing a picture of Wilbur!!, a young brown grey bully with one boogery nostril standing on some green thing outside
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I'M SO SORRY BABE HE DID GREAT!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
WILBUR'S PAWGRESS REPORT!!!!
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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local solar monster is oppressed by mama
a young brown grey bully (tho he's TWO YEARS OLD NOW!! still a baby) lays in the sunshine in a green front yard.
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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bluesky exclusive
a young brown grey bully sleeping on a cream knit blanket on a grey couch
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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LOOK AT THESE AMAZING BUMPER STICKERS THAT CAME YESTERDAY!! I MUST WASH MY CAR BUT I am legit so excited to put that goose sticker on my car bc it was confuse the HELL out of my boss, I JUST KNOW IT, all my luv and thanks to @markpopham.bsky.social
a white lady hand holding several bumper stickers. they say IMPORTANT PEOPLE DRIVE SLOW ; KEEP HONKING I ALSO AM A GOOSE WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN FEAR NOT COMRADE OUR DAY WILL COME ; EVERY SEASON IS SPOOKY SEASON WHEN YOU'RE WEIRD ; DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY FANFICTION.
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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LOOK AT THIS BABY HE IS ALSO SO PRETTY. PRETTY DIRTY!!
a brown grey bully laying in the dirt and leaves in a rural driveway. he's wearing an orange collar and is giving the camera a suspicious glance.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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LOOK WHAT CAME TODAY IT IS SO PRETTY
RM's album Right Place Wrong Person on vinyl. there are several pictures of Kim Namjoon.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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the pouty face of a petulant baby who refuses to listen
a young brown grey bully - he'll be two in just a few weeks!! - sitting in the back yard. he is hooked up to a silver tie-out chain. his lower lip is sticking out and he appears to be pouting, probably because he is.
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I lied there's also this one
Kim Namjoon in a Snorlax headband
August 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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sorry this is the only cute boy I know
A WILBY
August 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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tfw mama worked from home today and took you out every three hours AND watched a docuseries about surfing with you AND gave you a bit of cheeseburger BUT STILL won't let you run out into the road
a young brown grey bully laying on his side in the grassy gravel next to a driveway, in the sunshine, in front of a tree. he looks a bit put upon, though that may also be projection.
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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ten minutes after I took this, he was in the woods looking for deer poop
a Nintendo switch, a dog leash on a table on a wooden porch deck. in the background, a brown grey bully lays in the grass and sunshine.
August 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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SOMEONE insists on going outside (to go potty and lay in the sun) but thankfully SOMEONE was also tired of the outside after about 25 minutes, maybe bc it's a hundred damn degrees
a young brown grey bully sits on a wooden deck in front of white house siding and a white storm door. he is panting. it is VERY HOT out.
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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gif Tim Curry in Psych saying, this makes me want to weep and then die
July 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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happy solstice let's eat ribs (😘 @solomonmissouri.bsky.social)
two racks of dry rubbed baby back ribs in a pellet smoker
June 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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how industrious of you!! my beloved @mountaintw33t.bsky.social did these before we saw Hobi in March, and I printed a shit ton of pictures on PC-sized Polaroids. hers were a little more popular than mine, but I was proud of me. 😂
two huge piles of BTS spirit bracelets a black & white picture of Kim Taehyung printed on an INSTAX Polaroid
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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MY BOY
zell dincht legendary creature human monk magic the gathering card
June 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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now I'm gone, yeah I'm free, but I wish you were here with me
a brown grey bully laying on his side in the sunshine on a wooden deck. there's a grey dog bed and a silver bowl of water and two bags of miracle gro and several very tall tomato plants.
May 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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twenty seconds of Wilby Woobles
May 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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happy mama's day
a young brown grey bully sitting on his butt on a light grey sofa, like a petulant child.
May 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ONE YEAR RESCUEVERSARY
a young brown grey bully in an orange collar laying on his belly in slightly overgrown grass, enjoying the sunshine. his name is Wilbur! he is baby.
May 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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bluesky exclusive
a young brown-grey bully in an orange collar is licking the remnants of some vanilla ice cream out of a white and blue coffee cup that says JUST ANOTHER BITCH THAT LOVES NAMJOON on it. the cup is being held by a middle aged white lady hand.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM