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its giving thanksgiving dave™️
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When someone makes a single weird noise in the Teams meeting
SpongeBob looking all smug Top text: YOU FORGOT TO MUTE YOURSELF BEFORE STRETCHING Bottom text: DIDN'T YOU SQUIDWARD?
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to have google AI’s help raising my baby… it’s just she’s starting to get really heavy what with all the rocks in there
Google AI response saying that UC Berkeley geologists say you should eat at least 1 small rock per day
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I went to the ancient mountaintop monastery and all I got was a laser light show
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Gen Z coworker said he’s going to see zootopia 2 this weekend
The ‘I know what you are’ dog
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Americans are so prudish. In Europe one can simply walk into a regular grocery story and just buy some clit bang expert
Cleaning supplies on a store shelf. One says something like cliit bang expert on it
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Bro thinks hes on the team 🤣🤣🤣
10 green parakeets and 1 pigeon standing in the grass
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
inafewdaves.bsky.social
Target located
Picture of 19th century bathroom with glass door. Double sink on left, toilet on right
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Not quite
Picture of a fancy wooden stool
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Wheres the shitter
Picture of gaudis house in guell park
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I was on a hot streak in arc raiders yesterday
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Get you someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at fat Vance
Trump in the Oval Office looking up at fat bald JD Vance with a huge smile
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Rate my fit
Nick O’Niell In my luxury $15,000/month penthouse apartment balcony wearing my $25k Rolex, $800 purple clown shoes, and triple labubus stunting on the brokes in the far background
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Yep that’s gore of my comfort politician
Vote result for curtis sliwa, 7.1%
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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“Love me or hate me… I’m on your mind” over and image of gandalf with massive breasts
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I bought this dope frog for my night stand from an etsy store you posted on twitter back in the day so thank you for all you’ve done for me!
White ceramic frog with a human mouth in place of its face wearing a red new years eve 2025 top hat White night stand with airpods, phone stand, lamp switch, tissue box and a white ceramic frog with a human mouth in place of its face.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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An over the top analysis of a niche personal interest?!?!
Guy labeled “sickos” looking into a window saying “yes… ha ha ha… YES!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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What my wife sees when she walks in on me eating shredded cheese right out of the fridge at 2am
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Bro really said
3 images ordered vertically 1st image: picture of a pizza hut with the words “I’m at the” in the top left and “transgender” overlaid on top of the building 2nd image: picture of a taco bell with the words “I’m at the” in the top left and “coffee shop” overlaid on top of the building 3rd image: picture of a combination pizza hut and taco bell sign with tom scott pointing at it, text in the top left that says “I’m at the combination” and then “transgender coffee shop” is overlaid on top of the sign
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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For when your kid poops on you for the third time today
Sign in a hallway that says “Child Switch Room”
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Getting domesticated
Photo of a kitchen countertop with a cut block of caramel on parchment paper and a knife on a cutting board, a single small caramel square on a little unfolded square of parchment paper and a dozen or so caramels individually wrapped in parchment paper. A half empty bottle of apple cider is next to them.
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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IM DOING MY PART
Orange halloween bucket filled with pierogis with a cardboard sign above it reading “only one pierogi per child”
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My coworkers when I need something from them
Wrought iron door, locked, with a sign that reads “open 3 rd sun 1-3 pm”
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I fucking love science facebook page
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If this turns out to be a temporary tattoo I might laugh so hard I die
graham platner showing the coverup of the totenkopf tattoo. some weird celtic knotwork with a weirdly suffering wolf sticking out of each side.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up *pictures of speaker, old pc, and atms overlaid with red circle with lines through them* To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM