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Clifford the Big Red F🚩g
@imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social
That one f word from the bird app that’s psychic
📍NYC
I am going to start invoicing men and jobs for wasting my time.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve always felt like my blood was cursed with longevity and life and today I found out my 14th GREAT GRANDMOTHER — FOURTEENTH - 14TH lived until 117. Born in 1555 and died in 1672. I’m just gonna be here suffering forever 😫
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This may sound elitist but I’d rather be alone than be with someone blue collar. I’m sorry I didn’t work my ass of to graduate from NYU to end up with an idiot who doesn’t read, cant keep up with me intellectually, and who I have to explain every little thing to cus they’re dumb.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
So what’s everyone’s current teams on Legends: ZA?
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m convinced Yellowstone is Elysium
October 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
In HS I used to call this girl I didn’t like Jane Goodall and her best friend Koko cus she had sideburns and looked like a gorilla. Feel like sending her an RIP message today to let her know I didn’t forget her.
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love a good load 🤤 #cum #load #swallow #gay
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When will these people learn to not try me? 😪
September 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
So this job called me a month ago left me a voicemail for an interview called her back and she’s been ghosting me. So now since she left me her cell number I call every night at 3/4am to let her know to not be a dumb bitch and at least communicate with me. ☺️ and I will continue this until she learn
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Just don’t try me.
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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“That’s what you need, I got you f*ggot”
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh no. My hole is exposed. I hope no one tries to eat it. What will I ever do? 🥺
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous
August 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Toasty
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Not my weed guy wanting to have him as his psychic/witch to do readings and shit in exchange for free weed. We love bartering our skills.
July 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’d rather be alone than have a man that’s sober and doesn’t do drugs. Like what a boring life. PASS.
July 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m supposed to perform a seance next week. Idk if I wanna let the spirit possess me to speak face to face or not yet.
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I fucking hate men
July 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Can’t spell dissapointMENt without MEN
July 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The way I just solo’d a team on Pokemon Unite our score was 992 and I scored 612 out of the 992 with 89 assists. You can’t keep a bad bitch down. I usually solo teams tbh cus my team always ends up useless. (I’m a Ceruledge main)
July 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Omg so like this guy I know who just got locked up wants me. Like bad. He added me before his girlfriend to his visitor list and has been calling me to go see him. His daughter and her very very very hot boyfriend came to tell me I need to go see him and I’m like? Well let me have a prison husband
July 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Someone clocked my on my knuckles today cus they were all torn up. Like yes I beat a faggot up and what of it? I’ll do it again and to more fags that try it.
July 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hot men keep systematically ending up with UGLY guys and I get it. It’s security knowing your partner can’t do better but personally I could never be with someone ugly
July 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“If you can’t put it on your resume what’s the point” - me about men at this point in my life
June 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM