Patrick
@imtheantitwitt.bsky.social
I am who I am and that's all that I am // ATL
The president of the United States has dementia and wears Depends. Pass it on.
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The president of the United States has dementia and wears Depends. Pass it on.
Discovering Salma Hayek has a pet owl named Kering is the best thing I've learned all year so far!
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Discovering Salma Hayek has a pet owl named Kering is the best thing I've learned all year so far!
Yesterday was haircut day
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Yesterday was haircut day
So his kids have taste. Good.
James Cameron says his kids prefer ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender' over ‘Avatar'
(via michaelamostly | IG)
(via michaelamostly | IG)
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
So his kids have taste. Good.
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
How do I shoot my shot with this sexy ER doctor in New York that I follow on Instagram but have never met in person?
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
How do I shoot my shot with this sexy ER doctor in New York that I follow on Instagram but have never met in person?
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So Pluribus is off the fucking wall
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
So Pluribus is off the fucking wall
Happy new year to those who celebrate!
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Happy new year to those who celebrate!
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂↕️🏋️♂️
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂↕️🏋️♂️
Share your holy trinity of cast albums (subject to change).
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Share your holy trinity of cast albums (subject to change).
Wake Up, Dead Man def made up for Wicked part deux being caca poopoo.
December 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Wake Up, Dead Man def made up for Wicked part deux being caca poopoo.
Finally saw Wicked: For Good today. I'll be mourning what it could have been for the rest of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Finally saw Wicked: For Good today. I'll be mourning what it could have been for the rest of the year.
All the discourse around Heated Rivalry is so banal. Is it that good or are you just horny?
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
All the discourse around Heated Rivalry is so banal. Is it that good or are you just horny?
People should stop mentioning they're still playing Hogwarts Legacy. We get it. Transphobia isn't enough for you.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
People should stop mentioning they're still playing Hogwarts Legacy. We get it. Transphobia isn't enough for you.
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Let’s take care of each other today.
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Let’s take care of each other today.
I'll never understand smelling damp and mildewy.
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll never understand smelling damp and mildewy.
Anytime a man says men are trash, it's projection.
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anytime a man says men are trash, it's projection.
Just got back from seeing the Merrily We Roll Along live recording and WHAT A GREAT SHOW!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just got back from seeing the Merrily We Roll Along live recording and WHAT A GREAT SHOW!!!!
Straight men are so gay. Especially at the gym.
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Straight men are so gay. Especially at the gym.
Why do corporations work SO hard to make us all so sad??? Is that not a poor business model in the long run?
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why do corporations work SO hard to make us all so sad??? Is that not a poor business model in the long run?
I hate the sound of people eating SO much!!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hate the sound of people eating SO much!!!
QTP with your favorite flying-type Pokémon
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
QTP with your favorite flying-type Pokémon
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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