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Julia Rusty Ralston, the ðude 🍉
@imrustyokay.bsky.social
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A Pre-WGA Writer, IP Anarchist, BlueSky Elder and a proud spacesuit freak who follows way too many people. 25, pan/poly. She/They. (art by bakertoons) (rt =/= endorsement) ΘΔ
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KNOXVILLE?!?!?!?
An anime girl wearing Tennessee Vols gear and holding a moonpie and a bottle of mountian dew. Behind her is the Knoxville skyline at sunset in the fall, with the Sunsphere, Tennessee Amphitheater, and World's Fair Park in the background
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Also congrats on leading a Coup D'Etat against President Trump, who was actually Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin in disguise. Presumably the Mystery Machine was involved somewhere, as well as the presumption that whomever runs Virginia runs the country.
Abigail Spanberger's Wikipedia page with "Governor-elect of Virginia" replaced with "President-elect of the United States". With Ghazali Hashimi serving as "Lieutenant President-elect of the United States" and succeeding Glenn Youngkin as President, apparently
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"select a wireless network" "shut your fckin dogs up"
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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The annual revenue of The Coca-Cola Company, according to Wikipedia, was 47.06 billion US Dollars in 2024.
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I think we're confused here: I'm saying if we didn't have the playoffs, Hamlin would've been 6th in the standings after tonight, 1 up from 7th last week...
www.racing-reference.info/race-results...
RacingRefrence.com's non-playoff points standings after today's nascar race in Phoenix: Rank Driver Points Difference 1 Kyle Larson 1182 2 Christopher Bell 1166 -16 3 William Byron 1163 -19 4 Ryan Blaney 1155 -27 5 Chase Elliott 1098 -84 6 Denny Hamlin 1087 -95 7 Chase Briscoe 1083 -99 8 Tyler Reddick 1039 -143 9 Joey Logano 969 -213 10 Ross Chastain 900 -282 11 Bubba Wallace 892 -290 12 Chris Buescher 889 -293 13 Alex Bowman 878 -304 14 Ryan Preece 861 -321 15 Ty Gibbs 783 -399 16 Brad Keselowski 762 -420 17 Kyle Busch 737 -445 18 Michael McDowell 734 -448 19 Carson Hocevar 702 -480 20 Austin Cindric 697 -485
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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goddammit why am i always wrong about these things
Mookie Betts shaking hands with Trump back in April 2025.
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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my tl did a thing @beancatter.bsky.social @nataliereed84.bsky.social
beancatter: "I like "frankenstien is just a nice gentle giant" depictions of the character because I think it leans into the original point of that character" pere uwu: "waving my arms and growling like Frankenstein at black licorice"
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Damm, Blue Jays are trending twice
The "Explore" tab which includes the trending topics, Blue Jays are 2nd and 5th, respectively. George Springer, Nancy Mace, and Dodgers are 1st, 3rd and 4th, respectively
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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watched Sinners in the theater while wearing this shitty elmo costume I bought at spirit halloween

AMAZING MOVIE 10/10 NO NOTES
Me taking a selfie of myself in the mirror while wearing what I dub the "Slutty Elmo" costume, and red sweatpants
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Are you talking about Van Ness or Wurst? Because Van Ness actually prefers he/him, according to Out Magazine:

www.out.com/lifestyle/20...
A snippet from Out Magazine's article: "Queer Eye's Jonathan Van Ness: “I’m Nonbinary”", dated June 10, 2019 "Van Ness's oeuvre as a high-femme queen is the power of this campaign, as his identity plays front and center. Van Ness describes himself as "nonbinary" and "genderqueer," also clarified that he prefers he/him pronouns, but does not identify as a "man." While his nails were drying on the set of this campaign photo shoot, we chatted during his dry-time about how his newly-named identity came into play in this campaign, and what Pride means to him."
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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THERE IS TWO BAKING DRAGON BOOKS?!?!?!?
A stack of copies of The Bakery Dragon and The Bakery Dragon and the Fairy Cake, both by Devin Elle Kurtz A stack of copies of "The Baby Dragon Bakery", by A.T. Qureshi
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Transphobes: "Bisexual means there's only two genders!"

The Humble Intersex Person:
a low poly image of Kramer walking into Seinfeld's apartment
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Bro, imagine google's shitty ai affirming your identity more than your own fucking family 😭
Google's "AI overview" of me and my usual handle "imrustyokay", which says: ""imrustyokay" is the online handle for Julia Rusty Ralston, an artist and content creator who posts on platforms like Instagram and Bluesky. Her online presence features a variety of artwork and social commentary, such as drawings and discussions on topics like digital ownership and media. Her bio on Instagram refers to her as a "bird girl from K-ville". Who she is: Julia Rusty Ralston, a "bird girl from K-ville". What she does: She is an artist and content creator. Where she posts: Her work can be found on platforms like Instagram and Bluesky. Her content: She shares a range of content, including original art, and discusses topics like the permanence of digital media." Google's AI also shows posts from my BlueSky and Instagram
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I wanted this, but instead we got an AI plagiarism machine that may put friends of mine out of work when it inevitably falls, taking the cool parts of AI with it, while those who started it get a golden parachute. Fuuuuuucking love capitalism.

art by @crypticole.bsky.social
An art piece by Crypticole, featuring a pilot bunny (?) in a cockpit under a stressful situation. They have an AI companion next to them in a squatting position. Their dialogue goes like this: AI: You're gonna crash, man. Pilot: Yup. AI: That's a bad thing. Pilot: I KNOW.
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"Damn, I can't come up with a name for my pet insurance company..."

*spots a random pumpkin*

"Got it."
The homepage for Pumpkin Pet Insurance, featuring a dog licking glass, a cat spying, the phone number 1-866-ARF-MEOW, and the slogan: "Pet insurance for people who'd do anything for their pet"
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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anybody familiar with necromancy wanna help us out down here?
The grave of General William Tecumseh Sherman
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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HOSPITAL CON 2025 LETS GO
A camera shot from the back of an ambulance, featuring a jeep that belongs to me on its side in a ditch
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Okay, Minnesota, you didn't need to stomp the Blues THAT hard, jeez.
Google's NHL Score page showing the Minnesota Wild winning their first game against the St. Louis Blues, at St. Louis, 5-0. Wild scored 2 in the 1st period, 2 in the 2nd, and 1 in the third.
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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he wants lingo

he literally just wants a revival of lingo
Two players, Leah and Stephen, successfully guess the word "STEAK" after guessing "STAGE" and "SCORE" Two players win a game of Lingo where they successfully grabbed two balls from a bowl under their podium, which matched uncovered balls, which would then get covered up. Once they got 5 balls covered up, they would get a lingo! Which is a bit like bingo except 10 balls were pre-covered first...and is ALSO WHY THE GAME IS CALLED LINGO
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I mean, maybe it's because everyone is working two jobs for shit pay and are too drained and depressed from fighting the high cost of living
An UNCITED photo stating that "Americans reading for fun has fallen by 40% in the last 20 years, new study finds" with text below that states: "Between 2003 and 2023, daily reading for reasons other than work and study fell by about 3% each year"
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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which one of you left your mark at the Zaxby's yesterday
A possibly used diaper in a parking spot A long shot of the diaper in the parking spot, next to the Zaxbys and right actoss the street from a Panda Express and a Kroger
October 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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...no thank you
An SNL thumbnail featuring a dude in a dobby the elf from Harry Potter costume and makeup, with the video title: "Dobby the House Elf on J.K. Rowling"
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The cover to They Might Be Gaints' twelfth studio album "The Else", featuring two men in suits and Snowy Owl masks in a snowy forest, one of them holding a briefcase with a snowy owl mask painted on it, underneath is the phrase "Se aprovechan.".
October 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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this is genuinely the worst pun i have ever seen, it's not even rock bottom, its halfway down the outer mantle of the earth
A comic in some small egg newspaper pamphlet thing, featuring two chickens, one saying "Where's your salad? Did you eat-" and the other says "The HEN-TIRE THING!"
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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thats been a thing on "LOGO DESIGNS YOU NEVER KNEW HAD SECRETS" since forever, a bit like the fedex arrow
FedEx logo with a highlight on the famous part of the logo where the "Ex" part forms an Arrow in the negative space
September 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM