Orchis
impure-egret.bsky.social
Orchis
@impure-egret.bsky.social
Grade 3 Private Investigator for my office, Egret Office. Now accepting jobs, or just willing to talk.

[PJM OC Parody Account]
They tend to do the same things I do. Investigate a case, and then handle it appropriately... usually through violence. That's my least favorite part of the job. I'd rather not fight at all. Alas, it's necessary to achieve my goals.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You'd be right. The closest thing I have is that sometimes the Seven Association will contract me for work. Other than that, I run solo.
May 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Kidnapped by a Wing? I won't question that, I suppose. It's not my place to.
May 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Are you from the Outskirts or something? You don't seem familiar with how The City works.
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fame? You give me too much credit. It just took a lot of money. As long as you have money, you can get pretty much anything. Took me saving on my bullet costs for a few months. I'm admittedly not the best at budgeting.
May 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's from a rather high-end tailor near my office. Presentation is key for high-grade fixers, or so I've heard. It also provides plenty of protection, too.
May 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Uh, you try... I don't know, taking it to a workshop or something? They'd know weaponry a whole lot better than I do. Really, weapons and violence just aren't things I enjoy.
May 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I mostly do like, "criminal" stuff. Murder, theft, you know. But, I'd be glad to try and help with whatever you need, I suppose.
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
About myself? Well, I run my own solo fixer office, though I prefer not to really see it like that. Really, I'm an investigator more than anything else. Like a detective. I've been doing this for a few years now. It's not quite my ideal job, but it is what it is. Gotta do what you gotta do.
May 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
More Info:

- OC is 23 years old, uses he/him
- Author is 18+
- SFW only
- New to character, still figuring some things out
May 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM