Gwen CEO of Goblin
@implingwen.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Gwen, goblin/imp shortstack with a love of things large. I occasionally makes content, yell stupid things the remainder of the time, and try not to take things too seriously.
Stop putting my snacks on hard-to-reach shelves.
Stop putting my snacks on hard-to-reach shelves.
Pinned
Broke: "The internet is oversaturated with goblin OCs, and I am but a spec in a vast sea."
Woke: "Goblins are better in groups, and I am a member of a shortstacked swarm."
Woke: "Goblins are better in groups, and I am a member of a shortstacked swarm."
Is it ethical to clicker train the homies to be better at video games?
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Is it ethical to clicker train the homies to be better at video games?
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January 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Wheeee I'm birthday goblin!
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Oh god dammit I'm 38.
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Oh god dammit I'm 38.
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Wheeee I'm birthday goblin!
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Oh god dammit I'm 38.
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Oh god dammit I'm 38.
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January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Going through my memes folder and realizing I have a lot of hot dog related images. Sounds like a good excuse to bless my timeline with some from time to time!
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Going through my memes folder and realizing I have a lot of hot dog related images. Sounds like a good excuse to bless my timeline with some from time to time!
So like, what if weeds made slutty anime girl moans when you pulled them?
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
So like, what if weeds made slutty anime girl moans when you pulled them?
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Sinking in her massive royal bosom
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sinking in her massive royal bosom
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December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The cold is starting to come in, do you have a big bear to cuddle up with to keep warm? :)
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The cold is starting to come in, do you have a big bear to cuddle up with to keep warm? :)
"How's your day going, Gwen?"
"Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"
"Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"How's your day going, Gwen?"
"Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"
"Uhhh, how would you define "eating leftover Wingstop with a vibrator shoved down my pants"?"
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warm winter encounter🦊♨️
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
warm winter encounter🦊♨️
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I could fight Goku
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I could fight Goku
"God, all my feed is is porn, what the f-"
*notices I'm on my goblinposting account*
"...oh."
*notices I'm on my goblinposting account*
"...oh."
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"God, all my feed is is porn, what the f-"
*notices I'm on my goblinposting account*
"...oh."
*notices I'm on my goblinposting account*
"...oh."
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My big commissioner has some personal things to deal with and I wanna make sure I can handle my bills while he's getting things stable. For a measly $30 I could do a full colored sketch for you, or if you just wanna donate my ko-fi is on my page.
Since the year is starting off rather roughly I'm gonna be doing this until further notice.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My big commissioner has some personal things to deal with and I wanna make sure I can handle my bills while he's getting things stable. For a measly $30 I could do a full colored sketch for you, or if you just wanna donate my ko-fi is on my page.
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Brittney has also been pretty tired lately😴
Also! Her blankets are basically useless 😏
#BrittneySpice #OC
Also! Her blankets are basically useless 😏
#BrittneySpice #OC
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Brittney has also been pretty tired lately😴
Also! Her blankets are basically useless 😏
#BrittneySpice #OC
Also! Her blankets are basically useless 😏
#BrittneySpice #OC
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Is coffee good for you?
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is coffee good for you?
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The Thicc Midna Saga 10
I don't think she can ride the wolf anymore
I don't think she can ride the wolf anymore
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Thicc Midna Saga 10
I don't think she can ride the wolf anymore
I don't think she can ride the wolf anymore
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I should like to think you get to choose where youd like your kiss. in this case the answer is Yes!
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I should like to think you get to choose where youd like your kiss. in this case the answer is Yes!
Remember, all because you're bigger than me doesn't mitigate my smugness. Goblins stretch for a reason.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember, all because you're bigger than me doesn't mitigate my smugness. Goblins stretch for a reason.
Been in one of those moods where I just wanna smother someone under borderline too much green, freckled, goblin flesh.
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Been in one of those moods where I just wanna smother someone under borderline too much green, freckled, goblin flesh.
Hey. Did you all know I have a human "self sona" form? Did you also know she's got some fat schnutts on her?!
Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @plapp.bsky.social
Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @plapp.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hey. Did you all know I have a human "self sona" form? Did you also know she's got some fat schnutts on her?!
Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @plapp.bsky.social
Drawn by the absolutely wonderful @plapp.bsky.social
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Every naughty shapeshifter is bound to stress-test their own clothing at some point (especially if they think they look sexy doing it)
For @cotton43.bsky.social
For @cotton43.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Every naughty shapeshifter is bound to stress-test their own clothing at some point (especially if they think they look sexy doing it)
For @cotton43.bsky.social
For @cotton43.bsky.social
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she's thinkin' about finished small-scale indie games that aren't live service and value style-over-realism in graphics
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
she's thinkin' about finished small-scale indie games that aren't live service and value style-over-realism in graphics