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Joel nods his head and takes a breath before cuddling into Violet before smiling but also gives Violet a gentle squeeze.
“I’m glad that you are going to be okay kiddo, take a seat and I will go and get you some ice water and some cookies that Persephone made. How does that sound kiddo?”
“I’m glad that you are going to be okay kiddo, take a seat and I will go and get you some ice water and some cookies that Persephone made. How does that sound kiddo?”
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Joel nods his head and takes a breath before cuddling into Violet before smiling but also gives Violet a gentle squeeze.
“I’m glad that you are going to be okay kiddo, take a seat and I will go and get you some ice water and some cookies that Persephone made. How does that sound kiddo?”
“I’m glad that you are going to be okay kiddo, take a seat and I will go and get you some ice water and some cookies that Persephone made. How does that sound kiddo?”
Joel nods his head in agreement and then patiently waits for Persephone’s return but also picks up the radio so that they can radio Tommy.
“I think that everybody should take part in dressing up for our movie night. How do you feel about that Stephanie? I think it is a great idea.”
“I think that everybody should take part in dressing up for our movie night. How do you feel about that Stephanie? I think it is a great idea.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Joel nods his head in agreement and then patiently waits for Persephone’s return but also picks up the radio so that they can radio Tommy.
“I think that everybody should take part in dressing up for our movie night. How do you feel about that Stephanie? I think it is a great idea.”
“I think that everybody should take part in dressing up for our movie night. How do you feel about that Stephanie? I think it is a great idea.”
“I know it is important to you baby and all I want to do is show you my support in the best way that I can, this is how I can.”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Persephone “Come on Darling, let’s go find our oldest daughter shall we, Darling?”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Persephone “Come on Darling, let’s go find our oldest daughter shall we, Darling?”
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“I know it is important to you baby and all I want to do is show you my support in the best way that I can, this is how I can.”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Persephone “Come on Darling, let’s go find our oldest daughter shall we, Darling?”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles lovingly at Persephone “Come on Darling, let’s go find our oldest daughter shall we, Darling?”
“I am so excited for this cake, maybe I can even convince you into giving me the biggest slice?”
Joel smiles and looks lovingly at Persephone for a few minutes before he hears Sarah quietly laughing and then Joel turns his head “What? What is so funny kiddo? Do I have something on my face?”
Joel smiles and looks lovingly at Persephone for a few minutes before he hears Sarah quietly laughing and then Joel turns his head “What? What is so funny kiddo? Do I have something on my face?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“I am so excited for this cake, maybe I can even convince you into giving me the biggest slice?”
Joel smiles and looks lovingly at Persephone for a few minutes before he hears Sarah quietly laughing and then Joel turns his head “What? What is so funny kiddo? Do I have something on my face?”
Joel smiles and looks lovingly at Persephone for a few minutes before he hears Sarah quietly laughing and then Joel turns his head “What? What is so funny kiddo? Do I have something on my face?”
Joel smiles and then comes over to Persephone and comes over to press a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before smiling.
“I am glad that you think so Darling, I always want to be the best dad for our children and especially I want to be the best husband for you Darling. I love you so much.”
“I am glad that you think so Darling, I always want to be the best dad for our children and especially I want to be the best husband for you Darling. I love you so much.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Joel smiles and then comes over to Persephone and comes over to press a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before smiling.
“I am glad that you think so Darling, I always want to be the best dad for our children and especially I want to be the best husband for you Darling. I love you so much.”
“I am glad that you think so Darling, I always want to be the best dad for our children and especially I want to be the best husband for you Darling. I love you so much.”
“W-what’s going on?” Joel is looking between Persephone and Violet with concern in his features because he is thinking it is something serious.
“Forgive my man mind but I don’t know what is going on right now so can someone please explain to me. Darling, is she going to be okay?”
“Forgive my man mind but I don’t know what is going on right now so can someone please explain to me. Darling, is she going to be okay?”
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“W-what’s going on?” Joel is looking between Persephone and Violet with concern in his features because he is thinking it is something serious.
“Forgive my man mind but I don’t know what is going on right now so can someone please explain to me. Darling, is she going to be okay?”
“Forgive my man mind but I don’t know what is going on right now so can someone please explain to me. Darling, is she going to be okay?”
“Oh, would you look at that! Stephanie has even kindly found you the perfect outfit, please go and change Darling. We will wait on you.”
Joel is now showing Persephone the goofiest and most hopeful smile whilst holding the outfit out to her “Please wear it Darling, it’ll be fun if you do.”
Joel is now showing Persephone the goofiest and most hopeful smile whilst holding the outfit out to her “Please wear it Darling, it’ll be fun if you do.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“Oh, would you look at that! Stephanie has even kindly found you the perfect outfit, please go and change Darling. We will wait on you.”
Joel is now showing Persephone the goofiest and most hopeful smile whilst holding the outfit out to her “Please wear it Darling, it’ll be fun if you do.”
Joel is now showing Persephone the goofiest and most hopeful smile whilst holding the outfit out to her “Please wear it Darling, it’ll be fun if you do.”
Joel placed a reassuring hand over Persephone’s and caresses it before smiling “Darling, it’s a good idea and we can even ask Ellie if she wants to go today or stay home.”
Joel leans forward and presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before he smiles “How does that sound, Darling?”
Joel leans forward and presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before he smiles “How does that sound, Darling?”
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Joel placed a reassuring hand over Persephone’s and caresses it before smiling “Darling, it’s a good idea and we can even ask Ellie if she wants to go today or stay home.”
Joel leans forward and presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before he smiles “How does that sound, Darling?”
Joel leans forward and presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead before he smiles “How does that sound, Darling?”
Joel quickly looks at his watch and nods his head “He’s still coming, kiddo, it’s likely that he is just running late but try to not worry.”
Joel smiles at Sarah and takes a sip from his coffee “How is that homework coming along kiddo. Do you need my help with any of it? I could try and help.”
Joel smiles at Sarah and takes a sip from his coffee “How is that homework coming along kiddo. Do you need my help with any of it? I could try and help.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Joel quickly looks at his watch and nods his head “He’s still coming, kiddo, it’s likely that he is just running late but try to not worry.”
Joel smiles at Sarah and takes a sip from his coffee “How is that homework coming along kiddo. Do you need my help with any of it? I could try and help.”
Joel smiles at Sarah and takes a sip from his coffee “How is that homework coming along kiddo. Do you need my help with any of it? I could try and help.”
Joel gets up as cautiously as he can, every movement designed so that Cascina wouldn’t even be slightly disturbed from her sleep, even the way Joel put Cascina to sleep was too gentle for his frame.
“Sweet dreams, sweetheart.” Joel whispers and then leans down to kiss Cascina’s forehead.
“Sweet dreams, sweetheart.” Joel whispers and then leans down to kiss Cascina’s forehead.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Joel gets up as cautiously as he can, every movement designed so that Cascina wouldn’t even be slightly disturbed from her sleep, even the way Joel put Cascina to sleep was too gentle for his frame.
“Sweet dreams, sweetheart.” Joel whispers and then leans down to kiss Cascina’s forehead.
“Sweet dreams, sweetheart.” Joel whispers and then leans down to kiss Cascina’s forehead.
“Actually, I’m not sure. Abby won’t mind as long as Ellie can come home in the evening with Jerry and Cascina and of course Ellie will.”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead “But definitely a few hours of quiet will be a slice of heaven for all of us. Do you agree Darling?”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead “But definitely a few hours of quiet will be a slice of heaven for all of us. Do you agree Darling?”
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Actually, I’m not sure. Abby won’t mind as long as Ellie can come home in the evening with Jerry and Cascina and of course Ellie will.”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead “But definitely a few hours of quiet will be a slice of heaven for all of us. Do you agree Darling?”
Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead “But definitely a few hours of quiet will be a slice of heaven for all of us. Do you agree Darling?”
Joel doesn’t waste any time and immediately radios to Persephone and describes Violet’s symptoms the best that he can, though his voice carries concern.
“Aunt Persephone is coming now, hang in there kiddo because she will make the pain go away and everything will be okay. You’ll be okay.”
“Aunt Persephone is coming now, hang in there kiddo because she will make the pain go away and everything will be okay. You’ll be okay.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Joel doesn’t waste any time and immediately radios to Persephone and describes Violet’s symptoms the best that he can, though his voice carries concern.
“Aunt Persephone is coming now, hang in there kiddo because she will make the pain go away and everything will be okay. You’ll be okay.”
“Aunt Persephone is coming now, hang in there kiddo because she will make the pain go away and everything will be okay. You’ll be okay.”
Joel is now blushing the biggest blush he ever has and then smiles to himself because he is so happy that Persephone is pleased enough with him to share a kiss.
“Just so my mind is satisfied. Can I ask what kind of cake we will be having? Please can it be chocolate cake? I love chocolate cake.”
“Just so my mind is satisfied. Can I ask what kind of cake we will be having? Please can it be chocolate cake? I love chocolate cake.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Joel is now blushing the biggest blush he ever has and then smiles to himself because he is so happy that Persephone is pleased enough with him to share a kiss.
“Just so my mind is satisfied. Can I ask what kind of cake we will be having? Please can it be chocolate cake? I love chocolate cake.”
“Just so my mind is satisfied. Can I ask what kind of cake we will be having? Please can it be chocolate cake? I love chocolate cake.”
Joel smiles and holds their daughter in his arms for a few minutes and then leans over to press a kiss on Persephone’s forehead.
“I should get our little girl tucked into her own bed, otherwise she will get sore and we don’t want our little girl to get sore all over her body, do we Darling?”
“I should get our little girl tucked into her own bed, otherwise she will get sore and we don’t want our little girl to get sore all over her body, do we Darling?”
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Joel smiles and holds their daughter in his arms for a few minutes and then leans over to press a kiss on Persephone’s forehead.
“I should get our little girl tucked into her own bed, otherwise she will get sore and we don’t want our little girl to get sore all over her body, do we Darling?”
“I should get our little girl tucked into her own bed, otherwise she will get sore and we don’t want our little girl to get sore all over her body, do we Darling?”
“Oh, hey darling! Stephanie and I are watching Wicked, she has just gone to change into her Glinda outfit. Would you like to join us Darling?”
Joel makes space for Persephone and makes some space whilst Joel is smiling to himself “Come on and join us Darling, Stephanie won’t mind.”
Joel makes space for Persephone and makes some space whilst Joel is smiling to himself “Come on and join us Darling, Stephanie won’t mind.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Oh, hey darling! Stephanie and I are watching Wicked, she has just gone to change into her Glinda outfit. Would you like to join us Darling?”
Joel makes space for Persephone and makes some space whilst Joel is smiling to himself “Come on and join us Darling, Stephanie won’t mind.”
Joel makes space for Persephone and makes some space whilst Joel is smiling to himself “Come on and join us Darling, Stephanie won’t mind.”
“Is there anything I can do? What if I radioed Persephone instead of your mom?” Joel is looking over Violet with a lot of concern in his features.
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Is there anything I can do? What if I radioed Persephone instead of your mom?” Joel is looking over Violet with a lot of concern in his features.
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“This movie is great, really great. I would definitely watch it again. Can we watch it again? Oh, wait! I’ll be right back.”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“This movie is great, really great. I would definitely watch it again. Can we watch it again? Oh, wait! I’ll be right back.”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
“We will let them decide Darling, that is perfectly okay with me.” Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles.
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“We will let them decide Darling, that is perfectly okay with me.” Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles.
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
Joel laughs softly and then nods his head because he can feel the equal glare from Sarah and Persephone, though Joel does smile.
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Joel laughs softly and then nods his head because he can feel the equal glare from Sarah and Persephone, though Joel does smile.
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“You don’t have to sweetie, nobody is ever going to make you call him grandpa, not on mommy and daddy’s watch. He’s dead now, likely became one of the monsters.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“You don’t have to sweetie, nobody is ever going to make you call him grandpa, not on mommy and daddy’s watch. He’s dead now, likely became one of the monsters.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
“They are, don’t worry Darling I made sure that they will take good care of Ellie and Cascina if you wanted to send Cascina, because I don’t think it is completely necessary.”
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“They are, don’t worry Darling I made sure that they will take good care of Ellie and Cascina if you wanted to send Cascina, because I don’t think it is completely necessary.”
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel is gently tapping Cascina’s back knowing it’ll calm her down and eventually nods his head again but also smiles small at Cascina
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Joel is gently tapping Cascina’s back knowing it’ll calm her down and eventually nods his head again but also smiles small at Cascina
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
Joel sighs and shakes his head because he can’t believe he is actually agreeing to it. Joel then looks between them both in the rearview.
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Joel sighs and shakes his head because he can’t believe he is actually agreeing to it. Joel then looks between them both in the rearview.
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
Joel isn’t stupid, or blind. He can see this is more than just a small headache and now his eyebrows furrow. Joel also gently picks up Violet.
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Joel isn’t stupid, or blind. He can see this is more than just a small headache and now his eyebrows furrow. Joel also gently picks up Violet.
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
Joel is slowly blinking at that news because it is a lot to take in but Joel does smile at Stephanie, feeling really proud that she can be considerate.
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Joel is slowly blinking at that news because it is a lot to take in but Joel does smile at Stephanie, feeling really proud that she can be considerate.
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”