Imman
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Below, my (Gradey) Dick skeets.
Amongst other things.
Amongst other things.
Mobley giving you nothing on offence is not unexpected. Disappointing but not unsurprising.
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Mobley giving you nothing on offence is not unexpected. Disappointing but not unsurprising.
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising.
How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?
Unlike Dick, I aim to please
I know if I waited long enough you’d thrust some dick into the timeline!
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Unlike Dick, I aim to please
A finisher who can't finish? We call that sloppy Dick
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A finisher who can't finish? We call that sloppy Dick
reigning DPOY getting picked on. i love my team
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
reigning DPOY getting picked on. i love my team
It was a hard win.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
“Pulled out” and no Gradey Dick pun?
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It was a hard win.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
The boys pulled it out and came out on top.
If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.
I can’t believe the Raptors are going to win the 2026 title.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I can’t believe the Raptors are going to win the 2026 title.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
They pulled out a close game against Charlotte.
Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.
Reposted by Imman
Really good read if you haven't had a chance on the NBA gambling issue and how Adam Silver might be screwed
Share and subscribe
Share and subscribe
Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
The NBA's Illusion of Integrity
How the League's Investigations Protect the Business, Not the Game
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Really good read if you haven't had a chance on the NBA gambling issue and how Adam Silver might be screwed
Share and subscribe
Share and subscribe
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I’m never letting another Toronto sports team break me like this.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m never letting another Toronto sports team break me like this.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
Only the Raptors should have that honour.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Thoughtful piece on all this gambling noise
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Thoughtful piece on all this gambling noise
Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
The NBA's Illusion of Integrity
How the League's Investigations Protect the Business, Not the Game
open.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hey lovelies!
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
🚨 NEW ARTICLE
The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity
It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read.
It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it.
👉🏾👈🏾
Let me know what you think
open.substack.com/pub/proseand...
I wrote the flowery-est and flowery essays.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wrote the flowery-est and flowery essays.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
Like even I think I was doing too much.
But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.
He’s Yesavage (uh)
Classy, boujee, ratchet
Classy, boujee, ratchet
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He’s Yesavage (uh)
Classy, boujee, ratchet
Classy, boujee, ratchet
😂😂
Shohei Ohtani hits a huge 3 to cut the lead down to 42
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
😂😂
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Lil Zane had the best verse ✋🏾🙂↔️🤚🏾
Strike One.. got you by surprised.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
a young boy in a green and white baseball uniform is standing in a field .
ALT: a young boy in a green and white baseball uniform is standing in a field .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lil Zane had the best verse ✋🏾🙂↔️🤚🏾
Strike One.. got you by surprised.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
a young boy in a green and white baseball uniform is standing in a field .
ALT: a young boy in a green and white baseball uniform is standing in a field .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Strike One.. got you by surprised.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
Strike Two… right before your eyes
Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.
A 9 run inning? I prayed for times like this!!!!!!
(I didn’t. But wouldn’t that have been cool?)
(I didn’t. But wouldn’t that have been cool?)
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A 9 run inning? I prayed for times like this!!!!!!
(I didn’t. But wouldn’t that have been cool?)
(I didn’t. But wouldn’t that have been cool?)
yes
Are Gradey Dick pump fakes essentially a dick tease?
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
yes
Gradey has an open 3 above the break, pump fakes, and goes inside to pass it off.
Gradey sees Giannis at the rim and tries to lay it over him.
both result in bupkis.
His name may be Dick, but his decision making is ass.
Gradey sees Giannis at the rim and tries to lay it over him.
both result in bupkis.
His name may be Dick, but his decision making is ass.
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gradey has an open 3 above the break, pump fakes, and goes inside to pass it off.
Gradey sees Giannis at the rim and tries to lay it over him.
both result in bupkis.
His name may be Dick, but his decision making is ass.
Gradey sees Giannis at the rim and tries to lay it over him.
both result in bupkis.
His name may be Dick, but his decision making is ass.
God Bless Atlanta’s Swiss cheese defence.
And Raps already scored over 100pts
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
God Bless Atlanta’s Swiss cheese defence.
DICK COMES ALIVE IN THE NIGHT TIME
(How is it only the 3rd)
(How is it only the 3rd)
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
DICK COMES ALIVE IN THE NIGHT TIME
(How is it only the 3rd)
(How is it only the 3rd)