Jake-haw 🤠
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Follow for random millennial humor and occasional pics of Axel (tuxedo) and Atticus (gray), 3 y/o rescued littermate brothers who happen to be best friends ☺️🐈⬛❤️
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nothing like a good ol’ microdose of homophobia on the radio morning show to remind you that you’re still in this shitty timeline ✨☕️😌
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
nothing like a good ol’ microdose of homophobia on the radio morning show to remind you that you’re still in this shitty timeline ✨☕️😌
some of you will pretend you knew this, and that’s ok
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 PM
some of you will pretend you knew this, and that’s ok
Reposted by Jake-haw 🤠
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
never forget or forgive RCA records for retroactively removing Tinashe from Britney’s song Slumber Party just because she left their shitty label 😂😠
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
never forget or forgive RCA records for retroactively removing Tinashe from Britney’s song Slumber Party just because she left their shitty label 😂😠
nobody:
my brain the moment i wake up:
my brain the moment i wake up:
![A low-res photo image of an LED road sign which reads “BEWARE [gibberish] AHEAD”. (a computer glitch appears to be making the sign impossible to read clearly)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tmrrc2xuzggsfseztxaqrptx/bafkreiecucbnubxzprarm2gyeep33y66xr2mcevysh6o5jmf5a6qspx6lq@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
nobody:
my brain the moment i wake up:
my brain the moment i wake up:
OK but like what did she put in this song?? ❄️👑🤧
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
OK but like what did she put in this song?? ❄️👑🤧
i’m like allergic to taking a good selfie 🤧
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i’m like allergic to taking a good selfie 🤧
car accessory feature that safely blows an eyelash out of your eye while you’re driving
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
car accessory feature that safely blows an eyelash out of your eye while you’re driving
reset my island and animal crossing 3.0 update! time isn’t real let’s goooo 🥳
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
reset my island and animal crossing 3.0 update! time isn’t real let’s goooo 🥳
i had a tik tok of someone singing the do-re-mi scale stuck in my head for DAYS only for it to be replaced by undressed by sombr 🆘🫠
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i had a tik tok of someone singing the do-re-mi scale stuck in my head for DAYS only for it to be replaced by undressed by sombr 🆘🫠
it’s all fun and games until “i literally can’t” becomes “i actually cannot”
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
it’s all fun and games until “i literally can’t” becomes “i actually cannot”
bo burnham single-handedly saving my life today. thank u bo 🙏
a man is pointing at a white board that says things we can still joke about
Alt: gif of Bo Burnham using a whiteboard as if he’s teaching someone off camera. the text on the whiteboard reads “things we can still joke about:” and there are two bullet points, one “ourselves” and the other “almond milk”. he points off camera to someone as if he’s calling on them to answer a question. he ponders for a moment before saying “you’re right, you’re right”, nodding in agreement, while erasing almond milk from the list, so that he only thing remaining on the list of things that we can still joke about is “ourselves”.
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
bo burnham single-handedly saving my life today. thank u bo 🙏
i miss when i was just slowly going insane. why’s it going so fast now
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
i miss when i was just slowly going insane. why’s it going so fast now
can today have a do-over?
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
can today have a do-over?
i just found out that some str8 men call their lady’s time of the month “shark week” and i- i just need a moment. or several.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
i just found out that some str8 men call their lady’s time of the month “shark week” and i- i just need a moment. or several.
this is so accurate it hurts 😭
Boston in a nutshell 😂 #happynewyear #happyholidays #boston #funnyvideo #comedyvideo
YouTube video by Alex DiMauro
youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
this is so accurate it hurts 😭
Reposted by Jake-haw 🤠
Tinashe back in the studio!
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tinashe back in the studio!
the fact that dr*ke’s best song is a remixed tinashe cover is sooooo… 😂
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the fact that dr*ke’s best song is a remixed tinashe cover is sooooo… 😂
decided to finally investigate the draft coming from one of my windows only to realize it had been left open a crack since i moved in 😶
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
decided to finally investigate the draft coming from one of my windows only to realize it had been left open a crack since i moved in 😶
since it’s boxing day, i volunteer to be punched in the face
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
since it’s boxing day, i volunteer to be punched in the face
to the cashier at walgreens wearing a yarmulke today, you are seen and appreciated
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
to the cashier at walgreens wearing a yarmulke today, you are seen and appreciated
and diiiiieeee with a smile 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
and diiiiieeee with a smile 🥹
i- i- i- HUH?! remind me why people are still on that website????! 🤯
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i- i- i- HUH?! remind me why people are still on that website????! 🤯