DJ Juicy Jazz
@imjandess.bsky.social
biostatistician by trade. aspiring pun artist. two cats, two kids, two ideas for my vanity plate. exmormon. ✨genderfluid✨ maybe autistic ♾️ she/they/Thee/Thou 🩷💛💙🌈
Yesterday I learned that “blue” in Greek is “ble”, and my son was wearing all blue so I called him my ble boy. You can be my ble boy too.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yesterday I learned that “blue” in Greek is “ble”, and my son was wearing all blue so I called him my ble boy. You can be my ble boy too.
It’s the goal of every sapphic Utah woman to rescue as many as we can.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s the goal of every sapphic Utah woman to rescue as many as we can.
All real artists have toxic relationships with their ex
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
All real artists have toxic relationships with their ex
They are delightful!! And my opinion carries extra weight because I’m their friend, and their boss. And even more weight because of my dump truck arse.
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
They are delightful!! And my opinion carries extra weight because I’m their friend, and their boss. And even more weight because of my dump truck arse.
Also, I’m a fellow Jess and just realized my handle doesn’t say so 😆
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Also, I’m a fellow Jess and just realized my handle doesn’t say so 😆
Can confirm, as I am the so-called “jock”.
September 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Can confirm, as I am the so-called “jock”.
Hold my remote..
a cartoon character is reading a book and has a t on his face
ALT: a cartoon character is reading a book and has a t on his face
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hold my remote..
I wish I had the ability to internally visualize so that all of my parts could be muppets 🤣😭
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wish I had the ability to internally visualize so that all of my parts could be muppets 🤣😭
Well, sometimes you
June 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Well, sometimes you
Oooh I like this one
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oooh I like this one
I promise you I don’t call them that 🤣
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I promise you I don’t call them that 🤣
I feel like I need to defend myself because I absolutely do not 🤣
It’s “nerds” or “nerdlings” thankyouverymuch
It’s “nerds” or “nerdlings” thankyouverymuch
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I feel like I need to defend myself because I absolutely do not 🤣
It’s “nerds” or “nerdlings” thankyouverymuch
It’s “nerds” or “nerdlings” thankyouverymuch