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Charlie Winters
@imcharliewinters.bsky.social
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Would-be film critic, has-been smart kid. Formerly @DivisionPost on Elon’s dumbass site; let’s see how they screw this one up. He/him, #ActuallyAutistic
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Bored at work. Who’s paying attention?
GET TO KNOW MY MUSIC TASTE for every like, i will post one song i love
October 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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I guess everyone’s jumping off this cliff, so
I’m user number 340,889, putting me in the first 10% of users!
September 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Why do I do this to myself
A snippet of a recent article on my apparent favorite pundit site, Palmer Report: “Allow me, if you will to respond, something I do not do all that much, but here, I am responding not just to this Fox non-news moron but to ALL the woman-haters, to ALL the smug wanna-be macho-men who think Trump is their person; their macho man when really all he is, is a little basket of traitor poo. Dear haters: You're going to be very surprised in Roevember as we, the WOMEN people, head to the polls and” I mercy killed the quote there, why am I me
September 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Sorry to be cringe, but do I fucking dare hope
Tweet from reporter Tara Palmeri sharing an e-mail from Trump’s co-campaign managers to their team, warning them to shut the fuck up around the press. She thinks a story’s about to drop…
September 5, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
August 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Fuck’s sake, when it comes to messaging against the ops, Biden’s a better Trump than Trump is
Threads post from MSNBC producer Kyle Griffin (@griffinkyle), quoting President Biden: “The guy we’re running against, what’s his name? Donald Dump? Donald… whatever.”
August 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Another very normal campaign day
August 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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The little domino to big domino meme. Big domino: “LA's major gangs unite on stage in a historic show of nonviolent unity” Little domino: “Drake gets pissy about Kendrick's ‘Control’ verse”
June 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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never forget
never forgive
Environmentalist Timothy Treadwell
June 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Box art for the SNES game EARTHBOUND
June 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Folks have you heard the good word about the 1994 movie THE SUBSTITUTE, currently streaming on Amazon Prime?
June 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Good news, gang, it can get worse
Screenshot of a Threads post by MSNBC producer Kyle Griffin, which reads: “NBC News: Trump’s motorcade was seen stuck in traffic on the FDR Drive after it left the courthouse. Helicopter video from NBC New York showed the vehicles stuck in traffic.”
May 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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…he keeps showing up here

…don’t know how I feel about it
May 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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if dog autism exists, that makes it extra important not to “light it up blue” since it’s the color of the dog’s most bitterly loathed rival
Image: A publicity still of several United States Postal Service workers in their light and dark blue uniforms.
April 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Carl wearing the Foreigner belt from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
January 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Said this in a reply but bears repeating: Fuckin’ DEADLINE won’t even carry Zaslav’s water on this shitshow
Screenshot from a Deadline article linked in next post. By Anthony D’Alessario (1/3): “Also, during a very noisy weekend for the movie on social media with Coyote vs. Acme and Gravity Oscar winning composer calling Warner Bros. “bizarre anti-art studio financial shenanigans I will never understand,” some have told me that the killing of Coyote vs. Acme didn’t come from WBD CEO David Zaslav himself. Rather, the blame should be set at the feet of Warner Bros. Motion Picture bosses Michael De Luca and Pam Abdy and Warner Bros. new Animation Head Bill Damaschke, who are being made the scapegoats. The motives here were to protect the Looney Tunes IP and also scrub the studio of product developed by the previous administration.” (2/3) “The only thing wrong with that narrative is that De Luca and Abdy never have had any previous offends of killing a previous administration’s films or finished movies. Not until landing at Warner Bros. As my mother use to say, “There’s no such thing as a coincidence.” Also, we understand that De Luca and Abdy haven’t seen the finished Coyote vs. Acme.” (3/3) “Furthermore, it’s not a motion picture executive’s job to care about tax write-offs for the company. That directive comes from finance and accounting. Even when he was at New Line, De Luca didn’t close down the besieged $90M Warren Beatty trainwreck Town & Country, and if there ever was a movie that went off the rails, it was that one. Why would these movie executives, who have longstanding relationships with talent reps, want to get a reputation that they could kill a movie at any given notice?”
November 14, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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How
“Solve this [Klondike Solitaire] deal [that was arranged by someone who was having a stroke]”
November 6, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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“Movie soundtracks used to fuck,” said the long-haired millennial who refuses to tolerate any song recorded after 2021
October 27, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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Four reasons not to see Five Nights at Freddie’s (feat. @williambibbiani.bsky.social)
Rotten blurb from Rotten Tomatoes: “Doesn’t have much to say about its underlying subject matter besides, ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be weird if those musical pizza robots came to life and had sharp teeth?’” -Alonso Duralde, The Film Verdict (Top Critic) Rotten blurb from Rotten Tomatoes: “There are jump scares, but no real thrills. There are jokes, but no genuine laughs.” -Dylan Roth, Observer (Top Critic) Rotten blurb from Rotten Tomatoes: “When ‘The Banana Splits Movie’ got there first, and did it slightly better, you’re in trouble.” -William Bibbiani, TheWrap (Top Critic) Fresh blurb from Rotten Tomatoes: “A fun treat for Halloween weekend, plus this PG-13 movie is fun for almost everyone! Enough scares to satisfy horror fans but not so many that general audiences can’t enjoy the story, which is well done. Nice breakout film for director Emma Tammi.” -Grace Randolph, Beyond the Trailer
October 27, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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Twitter bots are snatching up the codes you publicly post, FYI
October 21, 2023 at 7:05 AM
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a fictional character you’d give an invite code to
Damian Lewis as Charlie Crews in LIFE, an aughties cop show that 5 people watch, none of whom follow me. I do social media very smart-like
October 20, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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I’ve returned to my old, annoying hobby of staring at all the cringe shit posted on Palmer Report
Palmer Report Headline: “Mary Trump calls out Donald Trump for being the ‘big loser’ in Republican House debacle” Text from Palmer Report’s dumbass post, citing-reposting a Tweet by Mary Trump: “Make no mistake. There was one BIG loser today and it wasn’t Jim Jordan. It was Donald. Donald today learned once again that his endorsement means nothing – or even better—spells doom for whoever accepts it. His grip over the Republican Party is eroding faster than his net worth. Donald is a cheap conman still charging for his cheap product, but a lot of people aren’t buying it anymore. He’s a nothing. He’s a loser.” More from Palmer Report: “So there you have it. We’re at a point where influential voices like Mary Trump” and there’s more text after that but we’ve all suffered enough
October 12, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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Turns out it was Pelosi of all people who said “Let him cook”
Tweet from Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1), 12:55 PM ET, 9/30/23 Politico Playbook: Nancy Pelosi has warned colleagues — including Hakeem Jeffries and some in his leadership team — against rushing to bail out Kevin McCarthy on a possible motion to vacate. Instead, she’s counseled, Dems should let Republicans deal with the drama themselves.
October 3, 2023 at 9:58 PM
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Thinking about the guy who quote-meltdowned me after I quoted a guy who said “Political violence never solves anything”
Screenshot of a month-old skeet that quotes me saying “The guy who thingamabobed Shinzo Abe would like a word” It reads: “He’s going to die. The Unification Church is still a multibillion dollar international megalomonolith. Nobody outside of Japan even bothers to halfass acknowledge WHY he did what he did and in Japan proper the LDP is currently fielding sure bet candidates that call Hak Ja Moon ‘Mother Moon.’”
September 4, 2023 at 7:25 PM
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Lifting @thelincoln.bsky.social’s prompt off Twitter: 1948’s KEY LARGO works great as a lean psychological thriller if that’s all you need, but I (a dork) couldn’t stop seeing vague parallels between Edward G. Robinson’s Johnny Rocco and Donald Trump. Hits wildly close to home in 2023.
Lincoln Michel’s tweet: “Piggybacking on this to ask what classic really surprised you and in what way? Mine: was really not expecting Marcel Proust’s Swann’s Way (Davis translation) to be as funny as it is” Tweet Michel quoted, from jules (@h0mmelette): “moby-dick is so much weirder than anyone could have prepared me for. why does a random chapter begin with a stage direction”
August 12, 2023 at 10:59 PM