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imagineer2017.dissky.com
Alex
@imagineer2017.dissky.com
Sarcastic theme park fan, but I actually know my stuff. Don’t take most of what I say seriously.

WDW, UOR, Star Wars, Tiki
Really? Egg on my face. Guess because of how well they’re crammed together I assumed!
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
•Do you drink? The bars are actually pretty damn good, so don’t sleep on them.
•Powered Up Band is only worth it if you want to do Bowser Jr Showdown, which TBH isn’t that great. You can still play the other games without one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
• Only do Fyre Drill if you’re cool with being soaked. Otherwise, avoid it.
• Need to see shows? Prioritize Dragon, because it’s got a set schedule while Cirque is continuous.
•Plan to stay all day so you can see it all lit up.
•Carousel and Stardust are different experiences from day and night.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
•Don’t rope drop Dark Universe, the lines never get that crazy.
• Don’t rope drop Battle at the Ministry, just check in throughout the day.
• If you’ve done Mario in Hollywood, skip it.
• Do you really need to do Donkey Kong?
•Pizza Moon is worth it. But also don’t sleep on the snacks.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Remember, Shamu is at the other park.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I couldn’t either. Until they put a roof on the building; then I didn’t care. Space Mountain in the dark? Lame.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For example: I learned that smelting metal, even though it is liquid and is in a pot on a stove, is not soup you can eat.
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Which, like, it would be easy to do again because this serving was only 1/4 of the pumpkin! Another 1/4 made a soup, and the last half is in the freezer. Pumpkin will last you many many meals guys. And they taste SO GOOD
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ugh, gotta @ me next time!
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tagging @gertiethedino.com so she is also aware
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Something “New”
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wait wait wait. It’s a hologram that you gotta wear glasses for. Did they just invent 3D Glasses?
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM