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imagin8ion.bsky.social
Merp
@imagin8ion.bsky.social
Mama. Cat lady. Writer. Multi-nerd. Love thy neighbor, call tyranny out whenever you see it, accept no kings in America. FDT.

I WILL YIELD FOR A QUESTION WHILE RETAINING THE FLOOR.

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It’s so good. Genuinely the only product in the past decade to surprise me in a good way.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Put aside ALL of his first term.

The amount of disgrace this man has brought to the Oval Office— to American SOIL, period, because somehow he had the sense to not actually invite Putin all the way to D.C. but nonetheless, invited him within our borders—in less than one year’s time…
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November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Former journalist. Interviewed plenty of famous people, managed to go my whole career without sleeping with any of them or even trying to. I think that’s important when half the job is maintaining credibility. DM’s are open if you’re interested in chatting, unless you need someone with recent pubs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What a sweet morning ritual. 🥹☕️

I am similarly spoiled by my sweet boy, for sure the most consistently affectionate cat I’ve ever had and I’ve always had sweeties. They’re just the best.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He did a great job. He really got the spirit of what hosting and guesting on SNL is supposed to be. Glanced at imdb; realized I’ve seen him in a few movies and he’s been in lots of other big projects, I’m just apparently living under a rock. “Generic handsome white dude” and the anonymity curse Ig 🤷‍♀️
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November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Patton’s back! 🥳
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November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Awoo, sweet Elton. What a handsome pup. I’m sorry for your heart ❤️‍🩹 may it be full of joyful, loving, Elton-shaped memories always.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is the way. I hope her day improves and your back feels better.

If there are two shitty feelings in life, it’s not being able to keep up at work and knowing you’re letting folks down in real-time, and being in physical pain, but still having to get through your daily tasks. No fun for anyone.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I read. Thank you! Now we both feel gross. 🫂 What was that PHOTOGRAPHY? The video above the fold? Maybe I don’t read enough NYT lately and this is how it all looks but I was struck by the fact I could barely distinguish the fragrance ads running throughout from the editorial pictures of the subject.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM