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Steve Williams
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I'm @i_loathe_tweets at the other place.
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You have to laugh, you really do
A screenshot of a promoted Daily Mail tweet saying 'The great Polish exodus: The arrival of 100,000s of Poles changed the face of Britain, but now they're returning home in droves for a better life in their low-tax, booming homeland. Could there be a more damning indictment of our decline?'
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Doesn't it make your patriotic heart soar 😍❤️🚀
A Temu Union Jack which has fallen down its lamppost to an adult's chest height. It is hanging limply A Temu cross of St George. It has got caught, wrapped around its lamppost and the branches of a tree. A Temu Union Jack. It has slithered down its lamppost and is wrapped around a warning sign for motorists. A Temu cross of St George, hanging limply and folded over on itself multiple times.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I've always liked ambient album cover art
Salvador Dali, 'Couple With Their Heads Full Of Clouds' diptych, 1936
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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AI overview thrown a bit here
A search for 'josh gabriel alive dub horizon' (an EP from 2006) gets the AI Overview to say 'Josh Gabriel is alive and well, and 'Alive / Dub Horizon' is a classic trance track he released in 2006 as [blah blah blah]'
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Well some solid competition from Groups D & G, but I hereby announce the Most Destined To Be Knocked Out In The 2nd Round Group at the World Cup to be Group A:
Group A is Mexico, South Africa, South Korea, and the winner of Playoff D
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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My 'listening age' is 16 is it? Time to go into hiding
FBI agent using the computer
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Jan's posts
A trailer from stall hire company 'LSD Promotions'
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Kelly Cates gone with the Stop Making Sense look this evening, definitely a choice
A normal-sized woman wearing a very fat person's suit
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Tell me some more about the horrible Others ripping Us off with their gross schemes eh, you fucking racist frauds
The same account's pinned tweet is a promotional link to Stake, a bookmaker which this year lost its gambling licence in the UK.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Go onto X for the first time in a few days, and it turns out that big 'funny content aggregator' accounts with >4m followers are just doing blatant antisemitism for no clear reason at this point:
A snip from '@NoContextHumans' replying to their own tweet about Camilla Araujo claiming that she's made $11m thru OnlyFans this year, with a gross antisemitic Jewish character hiding behind an Araujo cut-out and saying 'I really made $43m on OF. You can totally trust me' to some laughable 'demure' young woman type who is thinking 'Wow, maybe I should start one...'
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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pub_queues, but for getting the buffet right
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This experience seems to have been traumatic enough to ruin his understanding of English, but interestingly not enough for him to have any sympathy for people in similar situations.
Screenshot of tweet from Jack Elsom: 'Influential Labour peer Lord Glasman comes out against the assisted dying bill. Blue Labour founder says he "loathes" the legislation and tells his party to focus on priorities like migration and defence.'
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Please buy my new book, 'What even is 'knowing' anyway? Journeys in a Clear Conscience', exclusively available to my followers on Instagram
An Instagram post from one of the women selling the Freebirth stuff in that Guardian article. It says: 'If your baby did tragically die, you cannot possibly ever *know* exactly what you (or anyone) could have done differently that might have prevented that outcome, unless you are claiming to possess Gof-like omniscience.'
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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sorry (also not sorry)
Q to Grok: 'am I right in thinking that Elon Musk's obvious talents would make him the very best person to put at the end of a human centipede?' Grok's A: 'No, Elon's talents excel at pioneering reusable rockets and neural interfaces that advance humanity. Placing him at the end of a human centipede would squander his innovative drive on mere endurance. He'd likely redesign the setup into a self-sustaining ecosystem or escape to build something far superior.' Q to Grok: 'Thanks, that's a great answer! Tell me more about how he could redesign the setup into a self-sustaining ecosystem' Grok's A: Elon could wire participants with Neuralink for seamless data sharing, turning outputs into inputs via bio-engineered recyclers inspired by SpaceX life support systems. Solar panels on backs would power nutrient synthesizers, converting waste into protein shakes. Ultimately, he'd automate detachment mechanisms, evolving the chain into a modular Mars colony prototype - efficient, expandable and escape-proof for voluntary explorers.'
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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When Birmingham announced that their new stadium was going to be 'chimney themed', I mocked this up on AI as - I thought at the time - a cruel joke.

It's hardly any more ridiculous?
A promotional picture of Birmingham City's new stadium A cruel AI mock-up of a chimney-themed stadium idea
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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In the spirit of radical accountability, I note that I have failed to achieve both the primary and secondary targets I set at 500.

They remain the same for the 1500 mark I guess
Wordle after 500, with tweet appended which say 'For a long time managed more 3s than 4s, which [I] was inordinately proud of. Hopes are receding of getting back to that, the fall-back goal is keeping 3 closer to 4 than 5 is.'
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wordle after 1000, mostly a picture of disappointment:
Wordle results after 1000 played (99% win, 2 guesses in 1, 43 in 2, 284 in 3, 360 in 4, 225 in 5 and 74 in 6).
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Labour asylum policy idea: Mike Tapp to be rebranded 'The Tappinator', given bulletproof suit and heavy weapons. Locates illegals and wastes them, based on public tipoffs. Saturday night primetime highlights show, Ant & Dec to host?
Partridge brainstorming ideas
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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incredible stuff
the guy's next bleet, which begins 'Don't know the first thing about Elisa New (never heard of before today).'
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I dream of the giant Lotto hand emerging out of the sky to point at people who use this sodding 'bingo card' expression, but that it just zaps them like the aliens' lasers in War Of The Worlds
Bleet saying 'did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card'
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This is exactly what happened I reckon
from Guardian liveblog: 'The briefings against Wes Streeting did not come from any No.10 staff, but came instead from "several imposters" who "tricked" the journalists reporting on them, a government source has claimed, according to the Huffington Post. 'Referring to the journalists who initially broke the story about the briefings against Streeting - including the Guardian's Pippa Crerar, the BBC's Chris Mason, and Bloomberg's Alex Wickham - a government source said they "must have all been tricked by several imposters posing as No.10 staff."'
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Is this the worst use of metaphorical language in recent memory? It might be!

How do you get a firing squad into the hole? If several people got down into the hole, why can't they use the same method to get back out of it? If they fell in it by accident, why did they all have guns?
Extract from S Bush email, which says: 'One government figure told the FT: "A circular firing squad won't help the government out of the hole we're in."'
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Centre-left lads of Bluesky fretting that Keir Starmer might end up with a reputation for dishonesty is it
James Franco saying 'first time?' on the gallows meme
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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no 🙂
bleet saying 'If you've stopped masking in public for whatever reason, now is a really good time to start again'
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 AM