Ilmar Kerm
ilmarkerm.eu
Ilmar Kerm
@ilmarkerm.eu
Oracle ACE Pro, SYM42, injured runner, otherwise normal
Database infrastructure, automation
Reminds me of the Sheldon-Amy conversation about triple-negations. Was Oracle inspired by it? :)
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
So much want to rant now about database drivers and IT slop in general, but I think I’ll arrive in Nürnberg today too late to join the conference party and rant over beers, will probe about afterparty
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Morning starts with a very bad and vague cry for help from Australia. I understand this person has a problem for a while, and has created multiple jiras, but reading them all follow the pattern of garbage in garbage out.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Interesting, I thought south of Germany would be much warmer, but no. Maybe no point to go to the mountains near Munich then
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Arrgh, so much for ordering a NAS replacement drive from Amazon (my local dealer did not have the same model in stock). Dead On Arrival.
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The upcoming ACE meeting starts in an ominous way.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some paper books arrived
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
#fridayMotivation If it doesn't work, add "-f"
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Maybe LLMs start being useful, when they ingest some Little Britain and start saying "no".
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I like when people gather, sit quietly and listen an album in full. Later discuss with the artist and geek out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nice, got HashiCorp Vault dynamic database credentials working with MongoDB. The "authentication database" concept takes some getting used to. Anyway, can now hand out temporary read-only accounts for devs in production, authenticated and authorised by Azure Entra.
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
UKOUG booked, rather complicated one. ARN-TLL for Kara-Lis Coverdale/Maarja Nuut/Robert Nikolajev concert, TLL-BHX for UKOUG, BHX-ARN for home.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
UKOUG, awwww cute
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
DOAG booked, will spend the weekend in München after conference. Never been there before. Mountains also look tasty around there.
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Added HashiCorp Vault dynamic database credentials support for Oracle DB exporter for prometheus github.com/oracle/oracl...
Adding support for HashiCorp Vault dynamic database credentials by ilmarkerm · Pull Request #401 · oracle/oracle-db-appdev-monitoring
📌 Description Adds support for HashiCorp Vault dynamic database credentials. ✅ Checklist [ ✅ ] Code builds and runs locally [ ✅ ] Tests have been added/updated (if applicable) [ ✅ ] Documentation ...
github.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Why car rental is so cheap in Croatia- damage gets invented and 500€ added to bill. What a tourist ripoff Avis. I do have a before video, all these scratches visible.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Deutcshe Welle missed a crucial bit here, this is LOCAL election, NOT parliament election. Rather common that EU citizens can vote in what EU country they are resident of in LOCAL elections. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplP...
Russian citizens banned from voting in Estonian elections | DW News
YouTube video by DW News
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Ilmar Kerm
This is how a latch contention looks in real life. The @ora600pl.bsky.social way at #HrOUG2025
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Dubrovnik panorama fail 🤦
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Accommodation for tonight, near šibenik country side. Olive farm. Now let’s watch the sun set and tomorrow to Rovinj.
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not good, I have multiple expensive SoundTouch devices. Inevitable I guess. “Smart” has turned into a swear word. “Buy dumb” yes please
October 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dubrovnik apartment amenities
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Finally arrived in Croatia. 1,5h delay in Frankfurt, while sitting in plane and waiting for FRA crew to load the luggage. And then Zagreb car rental gave me a Chinese car (big car, but clearly for driver half my size, lots of road noise, would not buy), and then 2h driving in darkness on small roads
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Caught in the trap of expecting * and + in HashiCorp Vault policies to work like regexp, again.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
On my Way to HrOUG - 4 hour layover in Frankfurt. Lounges were full and didn't accept my money :(
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM