❤️🔥Illy Stylez❤️🔥
@illystylez.bsky.social
The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor) and Advice Giver, Haunt Actor, 🇵🇷, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, weird people, random interactions, cheese, my Smoosh (RIP 6/30/25) and my Frenchie, Booz (RIP 4/17/2025) FTD 🖕🏾EM. I Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦 and 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️🤟🏽🫶🏽🫰🏾
I don't need alot to amuse myself...
A bottle of Merlot, my drunken wit, my normal sense of humor and the unwilling audience living inside my phone. 🤣
A bottle of Merlot, my drunken wit, my normal sense of humor and the unwilling audience living inside my phone. 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I don't need alot to amuse myself...
A bottle of Merlot, my drunken wit, my normal sense of humor and the unwilling audience living inside my phone. 🤣
A bottle of Merlot, my drunken wit, my normal sense of humor and the unwilling audience living inside my phone. 🤣
I was just reminded of the time I almost ruined Xmas for everyone at my daycare because my Dad (unbeknownst to me) volunteered to be Santa that year. When they sat me on his lap I recognized his eyes and yelled "This isn't Santa, its my DADDY!" 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ What dumb kid thing did you do over the holidays?
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I was just reminded of the time I almost ruined Xmas for everyone at my daycare because my Dad (unbeknownst to me) volunteered to be Santa that year. When they sat me on his lap I recognized his eyes and yelled "This isn't Santa, its my DADDY!" 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ What dumb kid thing did you do over the holidays?
Just discovered @shallelujah.bsky.social and I. AM. OBSESSSSSED.
a woman sitting on a bed with a netflix logo on the bottom
ALT: a woman sitting on a bed with a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just discovered @shallelujah.bsky.social and I. AM. OBSESSSSSED.
Some kids tried to prank call my store (adult business) so I read back their phone number off the caller ID and said I'd call back and tell their Mom what they've been doing...
They stopped calling 😆
They stopped calling 😆
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Some kids tried to prank call my store (adult business) so I read back their phone number off the caller ID and said I'd call back and tell their Mom what they've been doing...
They stopped calling 😆
They stopped calling 😆
I think my lyft driver is trying to seduce me. He keeps looking at me in the mirror, turning around anf trying to talk. He just asked me if I wanted some music to which I told him I didnt care and now hes playing romantic fantasy jazz. 🤣 I am trying so hard not to make faces out loud, or laugh. HELP
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think my lyft driver is trying to seduce me. He keeps looking at me in the mirror, turning around anf trying to talk. He just asked me if I wanted some music to which I told him I didnt care and now hes playing romantic fantasy jazz. 🤣 I am trying so hard not to make faces out loud, or laugh. HELP
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!
....IT'S HALLOWEEN, MUTHA FUCKAS!
....IT'S HALLOWEEN, MUTHA FUCKAS!
Lil Jon & DJ Kontrol - Halloween Trap Anthem
YouTube video by BassYourSpeakers
music.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?!
....IT'S HALLOWEEN, MUTHA FUCKAS!
....IT'S HALLOWEEN, MUTHA FUCKAS!
Rewatching the Scream Franchise (as an Elder Millennial, fk you, stfu) I'm on S2 and I am still 💯 on the fact they did Maureen and Randy wrong. 😒
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rewatching the Scream Franchise (as an Elder Millennial, fk you, stfu) I'm on S2 and I am still 💯 on the fact they did Maureen and Randy wrong. 😒
Serious question: What kind of paranormal phenomena would it take to make you immediately move?
June 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Serious question: What kind of paranormal phenomena would it take to make you immediately move?
The feature performer is dancing to a cringey as fuck Pro-Taco "hip hop" song. I decided now was a good time for some silence on my side of the building for a bit. 🙄 Gross.
June 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The feature performer is dancing to a cringey as fuck Pro-Taco "hip hop" song. I decided now was a good time for some silence on my side of the building for a bit. 🙄 Gross.
I just had Gemini tell me Monarch Butterfly facts while watching some out the window, while I did the dishes and I think thats the type of shit we should be using AI for. 😆
June 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just had Gemini tell me Monarch Butterfly facts while watching some out the window, while I did the dishes and I think thats the type of shit we should be using AI for. 😆
Goddamn it.
How do I feel both too old and too young for this shit?!
How do I feel both too old and too young for this shit?!
a woman with a surprised look on her face and the words " it 's wrong " below her
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face and the words " it 's wrong " below her
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June 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Goddamn it.
How do I feel both too old and too young for this shit?!
How do I feel both too old and too young for this shit?!
I can never find my name on keychains at a souvenir store because it's uncommon, right? Finally get a TV character with my name and the spelling was visually awful to my eye. 😂 Made me glad my parents altered mine when they picked it out. I guess its the original spelling from research. Still 👎🏾
June 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I can never find my name on keychains at a souvenir store because it's uncommon, right? Finally get a TV character with my name and the spelling was visually awful to my eye. 😂 Made me glad my parents altered mine when they picked it out. I guess its the original spelling from research. Still 👎🏾
Me and my Guncle. He helped my Mama raise me and my sister as well as cousins older and younger than me. 🏳️🌈🇵🇷❤️ Happy Pride Month and Happy Father's Day to him too! 😘
June 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Me and my Guncle. He helped my Mama raise me and my sister as well as cousins older and younger than me. 🏳️🌈🇵🇷❤️ Happy Pride Month and Happy Father's Day to him too! 😘
My favorite picture of me and my Dad ❤️ We actually work for the same company, different departments. He works Security and I'm Sales Mngmt. The reason he took the job? I was asked to offer him a position. He takes pride in telling people that I'm "his boss" (I'm not) Happy Father's Day.
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My favorite picture of me and my Dad ❤️ We actually work for the same company, different departments. He works Security and I'm Sales Mngmt. The reason he took the job? I was asked to offer him a position. He takes pride in telling people that I'm "his boss" (I'm not) Happy Father's Day.
Way to go, America. I'm proud of us again. 11 Million strong 💪🏾
June 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Way to go, America. I'm proud of us again. 11 Million strong 💪🏾
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
June 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I guess its Salsa y Merengue night at the Love Shack 🇵🇷
For the diaspora ✊🏾
For the diaspora ✊🏾
La Rebelion - Salsa Clasica
YouTube video by Salsa Clásica - Topic
music.youtube.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I guess its Salsa y Merengue night at the Love Shack 🇵🇷
For the diaspora ✊🏾
For the diaspora ✊🏾
There's a reason Los Angeles always exists in dystopian/post-apocalypse movies. IJS.
Fuck 🧊!
Stay strong, LA. ✊🏾
Fuck 🧊!
Stay strong, LA. ✊🏾
June 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There's a reason Los Angeles always exists in dystopian/post-apocalypse movies. IJS.
Fuck 🧊!
Stay strong, LA. ✊🏾
Fuck 🧊!
Stay strong, LA. ✊🏾
June 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm so proud to be a native Californian tonight, period. Why? My old neighborhood South Park, San Diego backed ICE/HSI outta there and today our big sister, Los Angeles is standing on business, our democracy is on the line. You can stand up too where you are, its time.
June 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm so proud to be a native Californian tonight, period. Why? My old neighborhood South Park, San Diego backed ICE/HSI outta there and today our big sister, Los Angeles is standing on business, our democracy is on the line. You can stand up too where you are, its time.
Remember this?
We are the ants 🐜
Fuck the grasshoppers 🦗
Stand up!
There are more of us than them.
#FDT #FuckICE #fuckfascists #IStandwithLA
We are the ants 🐜
Fuck the grasshoppers 🦗
Stand up!
There are more of us than them.
#FDT #FuckICE #fuckfascists #IStandwithLA
A Bug's Life - ''Then they ALL might stand up to us''
YouTube video by WeAreChangePortugal
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June 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remember this?
We are the ants 🐜
Fuck the grasshoppers 🦗
Stand up!
There are more of us than them.
#FDT #FuckICE #fuckfascists #IStandwithLA
We are the ants 🐜
Fuck the grasshoppers 🦗
Stand up!
There are more of us than them.
#FDT #FuckICE #fuckfascists #IStandwithLA
Watching V for Vendetta (again), if you haven't seen it. I highly recommend it for what I think are obvious reasons. 🤘🏽
June 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching V for Vendetta (again), if you haven't seen it. I highly recommend it for what I think are obvious reasons. 🤘🏽
ICE/HSI picked California for a reason, part of TACOs P2025 plan.
They are poking The California Bear because we're a blue state full of immigrants who are friends, neighbors and co-workers. The Bear is standing up & roaring back.
#FTD #FuckICE
Don't back down Angelenos! Stay Safe! ❤️🔥 are with u!
They are poking The California Bear because we're a blue state full of immigrants who are friends, neighbors and co-workers. The Bear is standing up & roaring back.
#FTD #FuckICE
Don't back down Angelenos! Stay Safe! ❤️🔥 are with u!
June 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Omg can't believe what I saw as I turned on the TV, this evening...I was disgusted by all the injustice (all the injustice)" -Scream, Michael & Janet Jackson, 1995.
Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson - Scream (Official Video)
YouTube video by michaeljacksonVEVO
music.youtube.com
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"Omg can't believe what I saw as I turned on the TV, this evening...I was disgusted by all the injustice (all the injustice)" -Scream, Michael & Janet Jackson, 1995.