Real Gs Move in Silence Like Gnats
@illexinati.bsky.social
Lex with an “E”; Blessed. Big Country. Sagittarius
Apple put it back right now!!!
Why does my phone keep locking while I’m looking at it
Why does my phone keep locking while I’m looking at it
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Apple put it back right now!!!
Why does my phone keep locking while I’m looking at it
Why does my phone keep locking while I’m looking at it
Made homemade brownies today and now I’m sitting in silence thinking about how a box could never.. I don’t think I can go back
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Made homemade brownies today and now I’m sitting in silence thinking about how a box could never.. I don’t think I can go back
I was yesterday years old when I found out a couple of my cousins are adopted
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I was yesterday years old when I found out a couple of my cousins are adopted
This man on the phone gagged me the other day at work 😂😂
“I ain’t fussing with nobody that gotta work a job!! What I look like!? I’m finna be a millionaire”
“I ain’t fussing with nobody that gotta work a job!! What I look like!? I’m finna be a millionaire”
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This man on the phone gagged me the other day at work 😂😂
“I ain’t fussing with nobody that gotta work a job!! What I look like!? I’m finna be a millionaire”
“I ain’t fussing with nobody that gotta work a job!! What I look like!? I’m finna be a millionaire”
The squirrels are acting like snow is coming before Saturday 🤔
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The squirrels are acting like snow is coming before Saturday 🤔
One of the managers yesterday asked me why I’m at this job…Im too bright
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One of the managers yesterday asked me why I’m at this job…Im too bright
Now I know them folks did not move my Texas Roadhouse rolls to the bottom of the food pyramid
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Now I know them folks did not move my Texas Roadhouse rolls to the bottom of the food pyramid
Realizing heartburn gets worse with weather changes made life so much easier
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Realizing heartburn gets worse with weather changes made life so much easier
I love black hair!!
Met a coworker who had her locs pinned up and her hair looked like roses.. I was in so much awe
Met a coworker who had her locs pinned up and her hair looked like roses.. I was in so much awe
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I love black hair!!
Met a coworker who had her locs pinned up and her hair looked like roses.. I was in so much awe
Met a coworker who had her locs pinned up and her hair looked like roses.. I was in so much awe
Sooo I found out the newbies at work are gonna be shadowing me
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sooo I found out the newbies at work are gonna be shadowing me
Hearing the male background vocals on Party and it sounds like Big Boi to me 😅
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Hearing the male background vocals on Party and it sounds like Big Boi to me 😅
I take NyQuil for a couple days and I’m so confused on what’s happening with current events
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I take NyQuil for a couple days and I’m so confused on what’s happening with current events
I’ll revisit this later.. feel like I’ve given cutie patootie my whole life
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I’ll revisit this later.. feel like I’ve given cutie patootie my whole life
Do y’all say Happy New Year or Happy New Year’s?? Don’t lie
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Do y’all say Happy New Year or Happy New Year’s?? Don’t lie
Snow for Thanksgiving and a 70 degree Christmas 🥴
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Snow for Thanksgiving and a 70 degree Christmas 🥴
My spirit told me I was about to hit the lottery for Christmas
Got $24 😎
Merry Christmas!!
Got $24 😎
Merry Christmas!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My spirit told me I was about to hit the lottery for Christmas
Got $24 😎
Merry Christmas!!
Got $24 😎
Merry Christmas!!
It really only makes sense that the weekend should be a minimum of 3 days
2 days is a scam
2 days is a scam
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It really only makes sense that the weekend should be a minimum of 3 days
2 days is a scam
2 days is a scam
Why did my coworker say I look like I like Kevin Gates, unprovoked 🤨
a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a sign that says `` mc 'scuse me '' .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a sign that says `` mc 'scuse me '' .
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December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why did my coworker say I look like I like Kevin Gates, unprovoked 🤨
Yall follow my bruh @daylanaskew.bsky.social and someone tell him how add him to black sky… ion remember
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yall follow my bruh @daylanaskew.bsky.social and someone tell him how add him to black sky… ion remember
All I want for Christmas is my Joe Freshgoods order that New Balance cancelled 😞
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All I want for Christmas is my Joe Freshgoods order that New Balance cancelled 😞
If you love match games like candy crush but want a little something more… check out Puzzle Wizards
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you love match games like candy crush but want a little something more… check out Puzzle Wizards
A cheese recall after Thanksgiving.. diabolical
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A cheese recall after Thanksgiving.. diabolical
I’ve been a klutz today..
From my phone constantly jumping out of my hands to dropping a full box of b*llets on my toe
From my phone constantly jumping out of my hands to dropping a full box of b*llets on my toe
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’ve been a klutz today..
From my phone constantly jumping out of my hands to dropping a full box of b*llets on my toe
From my phone constantly jumping out of my hands to dropping a full box of b*llets on my toe
Saying “please” and “thank you” to Siri so they will show me mercy during the AI uprising >>>>
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Saying “please” and “thank you” to Siri so they will show me mercy during the AI uprising >>>>
Think ima start celebrating my half birthday instead
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Think ima start celebrating my half birthday instead