They did give me a free hot chocolate

Like doesn't look too different from the steam version but ig all the quality of life shit still makes it worth it in the end. Still gonna be forced to get it prob considering I do like Velvets name enough to consider stealing it lol

Freezing my balls off in the hope they fall off

So true

I see how it is, freshly turned into a girl and already wants to do kinky shit with other girls. I diagnose you with lesbianism

It's like vampires but you will be turned into a girl and not be immortal and also won't suck blood

The microchip that will make me forcefem you bestie

def a rare breed, mostly content slop farmers

Girl there's even worse, think I have at least 2-3 of those. Like what are you even supposed to do with this shit 😭

Also I imagine elevators aren't that efficient at moving the amount of people a football stadium has usually

Also there's the possibility that cleaning means they just shove it into the bike lane I think. At least of they use a cleaner that doesn't collect stuff