Izzy Seabiscuit
@ijspurcell.bsky.social
Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they
yes but how else do I show that I am, in fact, enjoying this story but from a morally unimpeachable point of view
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
yes but how else do I show that I am, in fact, enjoying this story but from a morally unimpeachable point of view
everyone in this story is terrible, it is known
nobody is free from sin
nobody is free from sin
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
everyone in this story is terrible, it is known
nobody is free from sin
nobody is free from sin
which is extra funny since the full name of Mexico is “the United States of Mexico”
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
which is extra funny since the full name of Mexico is “the United States of Mexico”
genuinely have no idea if this is supposed to be Canadians or Californians. basura
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
genuinely have no idea if this is supposed to be Canadians or Californians. basura
One thing that drives me nuts about this is that the actual full government name of Mexico is “The United States of Mexico”. It doesn’t even make any sense that “Estadounidense” would be the appropriate term for Americans, it’s less correct!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One thing that drives me nuts about this is that the actual full government name of Mexico is “The United States of Mexico”. It doesn’t even make any sense that “Estadounidense” would be the appropriate term for Americans, it’s less correct!
Having spoken in a fair number of neighborhood council meetings, I do not think the vast, vast, vast majority of NIMBYs care whatsoever about property values. It’s just hatred of change.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Having spoken in a fair number of neighborhood council meetings, I do not think the vast, vast, vast majority of NIMBYs care whatsoever about property values. It’s just hatred of change.
There is absolutely no way that her level of psychosis can be explained purely by a minor vested financial interest. You don’t get to where she is by fearing a decreased level of property appreciation.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There is absolutely no way that her level of psychosis can be explained purely by a minor vested financial interest. You don’t get to where she is by fearing a decreased level of property appreciation.
do people take him seriously? never run into anyone who does
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
do people take him seriously? never run into anyone who does
subtweeting is the realm of cowards unless done obviously for comedic effect
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
subtweeting is the realm of cowards unless done obviously for comedic effect
So I *think* it’s pronounced Ee-von-ah but man you’ve gotta be kidding me
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So I *think* it’s pronounced Ee-von-ah but man you’ve gotta be kidding me
it’s reality tv for people who prefer text-based media
(i make no moral judgment, i’m one of them)
(i make no moral judgment, i’m one of them)
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it’s reality tv for people who prefer text-based media
(i make no moral judgment, i’m one of them)
(i make no moral judgment, i’m one of them)
this article sold at least one copy of your book btw, fantastic stuff
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this article sold at least one copy of your book btw, fantastic stuff
the perfect game for when you’re not owned
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the perfect game for when you’re not owned
glad that Dems are starting to wake up that by not being doormats they get to become the front runner for a couple weeks
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
glad that Dems are starting to wake up that by not being doormats they get to become the front runner for a couple weeks
astounding the degree to which cable news outlets have entirely abandoned profit motive in pursuit of an ideological project
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
astounding the degree to which cable news outlets have entirely abandoned profit motive in pursuit of an ideological project
surely there must be something to be said about rising antisemitism amongst Democratic populations for the enterprising pundit here, lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
surely there must be something to be said about rising antisemitism amongst Democratic populations for the enterprising pundit here, lol
let us have some low stakes conflict
as a treat
as a treat
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
let us have some low stakes conflict
as a treat
as a treat
He’s right about key lime pie and astoundingly wrong on everything else
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He’s right about key lime pie and astoundingly wrong on everything else
wow, he donated almost half the personal maximum for a single campaign cycle. epic stuff
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
wow, he donated almost half the personal maximum for a single campaign cycle. epic stuff
This is definitely Rubio trying to knife Witkoff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is definitely Rubio trying to knife Witkoff.
Knives are out inside the palace.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Knives are out inside the palace.
he decleated him in the dick. good heavens
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
he decleated him in the dick. good heavens
i’m 100% pro-kinkshaming. that’s half the fun of kinks and i refuse to ruin that with openmindedness
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i’m 100% pro-kinkshaming. that’s half the fun of kinks and i refuse to ruin that with openmindedness
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com doesn’t miss
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com doesn’t miss
you can always tell when someone's a hack because they complain endlessly about "messaging" instead of wondering if maybe the substance of their preferred policies just sucks
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
you can always tell when someone's a hack because they complain endlessly about "messaging" instead of wondering if maybe the substance of their preferred policies just sucks