sorry if you’re marriage pilled if you want to have a party and vows I think that’s swag but I don’t agree with the legal hierarchy based on intimacy type shit that results from this ancient property relation

My type is grungy assholes who look like they want to kill me

Bf sent me a work selfie where he looks a fucking mess unshaven in a sleeveless shirt and cargo pants with his hair all fucked up and my dick has never been harder

a good house salad makes me feel things

This is my favorite piece of merch I've ever scooped up and I got it secondhand after the hollow knight keychain set sold out. I need a flea to match. Please

The human body is fucking insane you can just put estrogen in there and you'll grow tits and then you can just put metal in there and you'll nut regular again

I was predisposed to moving to Michigan

I'm fucking dying scoob