They gave me the keys to the “Cups” castle.

Wrote a little something about my wedding. open.substack.com/pub/jkb/p/pl...

The way she was that bitch. Everybody wanted to be her. Go ahead, ask about my cunty beret.

Can someone explain how it decided rocket was MVP and not me? My stats were better?

100%. Huge talent, gorgeous,
chosen specifically because she is in a power position and seems like would get the joke.

Extremely fucking worried. Consolidation, AI, disinterest in original ideas, lots of other reasons. I will say if everything has to be connected to an existing IP now, at least there are projects like the Penguin which have managed to create something really singular and special.

I love putting on a little play beforehand. Give me a forty minute improv scene with backstory and stakes before anything sexual happens.

One of theee hardest things I’ve ever decided to turn down.

Watch Mutt on Netflix immediately. I also love Beach Rats and The Way He Looks.

We’re back shooting end of January (I hope I’m allowed to say) with I assume a 2025 release date.

Greta Lee. Cristin Milioti. Riz Ahmed. Andrew Scott. Sandra Oh. But ultimately I got Maya so dream unlocked.

100%. There were less public and more effective ways I could’ve handled that behind the scenes and I’m humiliated by my behavior every day.

Won’t name names but a b-list Anna Kendrick type was outrageously rude to my boyfriend at a party and has since revealed herself to be a Zionist. I will not confirm or deny if you guess correct.

Too many to count at this point but a recent one that is kind of funny to think about is going in a couple of times to play Young Manzo’s part in Beef. I was also called in for Jason in The Good Place (early rounds) and I was basically just doing what would eventually become Jun Ho.

Me and oomf healing the nation through laughter.