A 90’s Christmas (2024)

plot: 4/10
script: 4/10
acting: 5/10
santa? no just a witch in an old car
jesus factor: 0/10
actors pulling off 19 OR 44: 0
was my second note correct? duh
“what if john mulaney was raised by WASPs, more of a theatre kid, and sober?” factor: 15/10

fuck it, hallmark reviews here too:

Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story Extended Cut (2024)

plot: 5/10
script: 7/10
acting: 7/10
santa?: you bet your ass
jesus factor: fully secular
kissing? lotsa smooches
weird overacting bartender? he’s more of a chrismixologist
gingerbread house comps: 1

bluesky exclusive i ordered this hat while wine drunk