Max Kissass, U.S. Department of Ignorance
@ignotumaliquis.bsky.social
All generalizations are false. My karma ran over my dogma. Opinions are those of my employer, not mine. Pronoun: The royal "We".
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
Mystery Spot, CA, USA
Radical militant centrist
"You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
It all makes for some great TV theater however.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It all makes for some great TV theater however.
So glad to know that Tim Allen is now fully rehabilitated, now that Trump has pardoned him for that half kilo of cocaine.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So glad to know that Tim Allen is now fully rehabilitated, now that Trump has pardoned him for that half kilo of cocaine.
Interim United States Attorney 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹!
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Interim United States Attorney 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹-𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹!
I think we all know why last month's jobs report & inflation data will never see the light of day.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think we all know why last month's jobs report & inflation data will never see the light of day.
It is very encouraging to know that SOMBODY is actually standing up and doing something about this nitwit and all of the misguided mischief he's been getting up to.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It is very encouraging to know that SOMBODY is actually standing up and doing something about this nitwit and all of the misguided mischief he's been getting up to.
Of course, I'll never lose my iPhone or have it stolen. I mean what could could wrong?
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Of course, I'll never lose my iPhone or have it stolen. I mean what could could wrong?
Unfortunately, MAGA isn't listening. Facts are not their strong suit.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Unfortunately, MAGA isn't listening. Facts are not their strong suit.
Where should we send the sandwiches?
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Where should we send the sandwiches?
So many memories, from so far back.
Happy birthday Neil!
Happy birthday Neil!
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
So many memories, from so far back.
Happy birthday Neil!
Happy birthday Neil!
I think we all know where all of this robotics stuff is actually headed. And it isn't robots that will pull you out of a burning building. Men have other priorities.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I think we all know where all of this robotics stuff is actually headed. And it isn't robots that will pull you out of a burning building. Men have other priorities.
Words cannot express how much I loath this man (Trump).
Everything he touches or even speaks about is cheapened, stained, and corrupted.
Everything he touches or even speaks about is cheapened, stained, and corrupted.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Words cannot express how much I loath this man (Trump).
Everything he touches or even speaks about is cheapened, stained, and corrupted.
Everything he touches or even speaks about is cheapened, stained, and corrupted.
After 50+ years of contemplating ALL the lyrics of this double album (which I virtually memorized when I was young) I've come to the inescapable conclusion that this entire album was & is a load of entirely smug and pretentious bullshit with no actual deep meaning that was worth the sticker price.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After 50+ years of contemplating ALL the lyrics of this double album (which I virtually memorized when I was young) I've come to the inescapable conclusion that this entire album was & is a load of entirely smug and pretentious bullshit with no actual deep meaning that was worth the sticker price.
I'm old enough to remember back when presidents didn't order the U.S. Department of Justice to do anything other than to obey and enforce the law.
This is what dictatorship looks like.
This is what dictatorship looks like.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm old enough to remember back when presidents didn't order the U.S. Department of Justice to do anything other than to obey and enforce the law.
This is what dictatorship looks like.
This is what dictatorship looks like.
Wow! It's almost like he's figured it out!
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wow! It's almost like he's figured it out!
The administration simply wants to eliminate excess diversity from all aspects of the national economy.
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The administration simply wants to eliminate excess diversity from all aspects of the national economy.
That's our guy!
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That's our guy!
Always remember, you can't spell "patriot" without the riot.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Always remember, you can't spell "patriot" without the riot.
The government should be subsidizing the production of carbonated beverages as a way to reduce prices, thereby getting consumers to drink more carbon.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The government should be subsidizing the production of carbonated beverages as a way to reduce prices, thereby getting consumers to drink more carbon.
We Californians have tonight delivered a short but pointed message to Donald Trump and the state GOP in Texas, Missouri and North Carolina.
I reproduce it here just in case any of them missed it.
I reproduce it here just in case any of them missed it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We Californians have tonight delivered a short but pointed message to Donald Trump and the state GOP in Texas, Missouri and North Carolina.
I reproduce it here just in case any of them missed it.
I reproduce it here just in case any of them missed it.
We need Elon to tell all of these people that they are needed urgently on Mars to fight a holy crusade against the martian infidels.
It's the only way that I can see to get rid of them in the short run.
It's the only way that I can see to get rid of them in the short run.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We need Elon to tell all of these people that they are needed urgently on Mars to fight a holy crusade against the martian infidels.
It's the only way that I can see to get rid of them in the short run.
It's the only way that I can see to get rid of them in the short run.