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A couch is most definitely not a crab.
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idlefire.bsky.social
In these dark and unprecedented times, it is truly a comfort to have some sparkly football dick art.
Travis Kelce, football man and general guy who likes to say “awrighnow”, in front of a bookshelf wearing a powder blue hoodie, sitting next to the woman who wrote an entire album about how good he fucks, looking at the camera like he had an entire album, and a few other songs, written about how good he fucks, and is about to marry her and her billion dollars about it. She is wearing a white button down shirt that cost more than all your shirts combined and appears to be blushing that she just wrote an entire album about his dick.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I’m not far enough along to know if this is a good thing but if the kidnapper is an abusive man I think I’ll be alright in the end.
Promo shot from the tv series Dope Girls. In the top left corner “Dope Girls” is written in scratchy white script. 4 women in stylized early 20th clothing (mostly undergarments and costumes) walk toward the camera with a blue-filtered city street as the backdrop.
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
This is where I post from
Circa 1943 to 1945. Sepia-toned photo. The camera looks down a long hallway full of women, calutron operators, seated on stools and standing at giant control panels. There are two strips of bright lighting on the very high ceiling and floor-to-ceiling alcoves between each control panel. Several women are looking into the camera and posing. Taken at the Y-12 Plant in Oak Ridge, TN. Author: Ed Westcott / US Army / Manhattan Engineering District
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
When so many people make the same joke that it starts trending.
Screenshot of Bluesky trending topics showing “Drake vs Kendrick” and “Elon and Trump”
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Duck, Death and the Tulip. a suprisingly sweet book about death.
An illustration from the Children’s book Duck, Death, and the Tulip, depicting a duck stretched tall and holding hands with a figure with a skull head wearing a simple checkered dress. The Duck and Death are looking into each others’…uh where their eyes would be if Death had them.
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Brandishing my new Spider Crab, Eloise, around the island in a display of dominance.
Screen shot from the Nintendo Game Animal Crossing New Horizons. A brown-haired character with a red hair bow and red and white striped bathing costume brandishes a comically large spider crab. A pink car zooms by in the background as a white-haired lion in a waistcoat wanders aimlessly in the far background.
April 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Friday eve’s @protecttranskids.university donation coming in hot. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #charitibundibowl
Screenshot of a donation in the amount of $40.09 to New American Pathways in honor of Protect Trans Kids University celebrating the passage of Washington State HB 1971 - increasing access to hormone therapy. The bill passed 40-9 with republican support. A bebearded, bespectacled, becheckered, beoveralled Spencer Hall, the perennial thank you image of the EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl, thanking us for our donation of $41.15.
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
On Wednesdays we wear spite.
$10 for the 12 days it took Jesse Singal to earn most blocked account on Bluesky, and through the power of joint bank accounts this one goes to #teammatt
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
@protecttranskids.university
Screenshot of a $120 donation in honor of Protect Trans Kids University in the 2025 EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl. White bearded man with brown hair and glasses in a blue checkered shirt and overalls looking at the camera and thanking someone called Matt for their donation of $123.19 to the 2025 EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl benefitting New American Pathways.
April 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Moneycannon.org looking sick in dark mode.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social congrats!
#charitibundibowl
Screenshot of the brand new Water Feature scoreboard for the EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl, with a black background and white text, showing the most recent leaderboard with Michigan at number 1, Protect Trans Kids University at 2, and some other schools.
April 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Homie, it’s a Tuesday.
Today for PTKU it’s $1 for the 16 co-sponsors of a bill requiring higher ed institutions in Nevada to segregate athletic teams by “biological sex”. The bill died without a vote.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
#charitibundibowl
Donation screen from New American Pathways showing a $16 donation in honor of Protect Trans Kids University. Grainy image of a white dude with a beard and glasses who looks a lot like American writer and media personality Spencer Hall. Not pictured: a lot of Michigan tattoos and what I understand to be a still sizable beer debt.
April 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
$58.40 (and processing) in honor of @protecttranskids.university for the sound defeat of Montana SB164, which would make providing gender-affirming care to minors a felony. 17 republicans voted against it.

#CharitibundiBowl
A somewhat grainy image of a bearded and bespectacled Spencer Hall wearing a blue and white gingham collared shirt and overalls, thanking us for our donation in the 2025 Charitibundi Bowl to benefit New American Pathways.
April 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
What if we kissed in the White Lotus X Coffee Mate Piña Colada flavor aisle at the grocery store?
Several bottles of White Lotus Piña Colada flavor Coffee Mate coffee creamer that I snapped a photo of several weeks ago because it was weird but now it’s SUPER EXTRA WEIRD HOLY SHIT.
April 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Is this bad
Screenshot of a line graph for the past week from an investing account showing a very very steep drop in the past day or so because kids wanted to use pronouns or whatever.
April 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Presented without context because I have none.
A picture of the actress Allison Janney in her role as CJ Cregg on The West Wing with the caption “What qualities should the next Archbishop of Canterbury have?”
March 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
I call this “Berry’s last gasp”
A cover page of the Non-Fiction book ‘Everything is Tuberculosis’ by John Green, signed by the author, John Green, with a “berry” colored sharpie. The ink quality is such that it looks like that particular marker had already seen many pages.
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
One thing about Shrimp is Shrimp going to be on this stool no matter where you leave it.
Shrimp the black void cat perches atop a cheap black stool my spouse got in college. This cat loves this stool. The brick backside of a chimney is behind her.
January 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
I’ve got nothing today. Here is Shrimp being the most Shrimp.
A black cat staring directly at her human with large yellow eyes, laying on her side on a black stool, looking a bit vacant.
January 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Took the Christmas tree to see the snow on its way to the woods behind the house.
An aging cut Christmas tree sits on a front porch covered in snow, late evening. A glowing winter sky is in the distance, illuminating the silhouettes of other trees. A lime green sled sits abandoned halfway up the hill.
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
Merry Christmas from the cat that is enjoying the hand warmers that were in my stocking.
A black cat stares at a Christmas tree with large colorful in front of a large window. The cat has draped herself across my pajama-clad leg so I am here for as long as she deems me worthy.
December 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
It’s about to go down.
A tiny shot glass shaped like a boot sits next to a mini bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream in a room full of Christmas decor.
December 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
This is extremely funny to me.
A blue box on a red plaid tablecloth with a handwritten label on it that says “label maker “
December 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
My new favorite Christmas tradition is sleeping next to the tree in the living room because my shitty IKEA bed couldn’t handle 15 years of me falling into it like a dead body multiple times a day.
POV: Christmas tree with multi-colored lights seen from a mattress on the floor.
December 13, 2024 at 4:18 AM
idlefire.bsky.social
We’ve made progress…and learned the cats hate the LEGO train.
A Christmas tree with colorful lights, now all the way to the top, a red velvet tree skirt and LEGO train tracks strewn about, courtesy of the cats. The tree is reflected in the large picture window behind it.
December 10, 2024 at 10:53 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Does…did the…is the Duolingo bird’s face on its ass? What is happening here? I need an adult. This confusebait marketing has to stop.
I honestly don’t know. It’s a hot pink phone widget with the green Duolingo mascot bird being some kind of freak. It looks…LOOKS like it is facing away the “camera” and looking back coyly, but it also has a face on the other end that would be its backside? Or it has a small head and its incredibly large backside is in the air and also has a face. Either way it isn’t right and I feel scared so I suspect AI has something to do with this. I’m getting Rosetta Stone it’s too early in the morning for whatever this is.
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 PM
idlefire.bsky.social
Merry #chronicillness Christmas. Over the energy budget for the day. #longcovid #dysautonomia
A live Christmas tree in front of my large picture window. Colorful Christmas lights adorn the bottom quarter, because I got tired before finishing my project and I could do the lower part sitting down. There are a few amaryllis on the window sill that probably won’t be blooming by Christmas because I took too long to pot them.
December 8, 2024 at 1:03 AM