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why is Stephen A. Smith
January 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the first NFL broadcaster to make an Immaculate Concepcion joke is going immediately to the mines
Texas A&M WR KC Concepcion is very Zay Flowers-coded. Special mover with the ball in his hands, moves at a different speed and has some nice snappiness to his routes. Worry about the drops and trying to do a bit too much after the catch, but he's gonna be really fun in the NFL
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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why does this photo look like MMac is twisting his arm and making him cry uncle?
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
motherfucker* you need to revisit your cost-benefit analysis here

*motherfucker in this instance is a former OpenAI guy being interviewed by CNN about LLMs being used to generate CSAM
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Mike McDaniel and Joe Burrow running the Sad Boy Seahawks offense in 2026 is gonna be special
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Seahawks had a higher winning percentage against playoff teams than the 49ers had against their entire schedule*

*one of the easiest due to finishing last in the division in 2024

(h/t @jeffphowe.bsky.social on the other site)
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Manifest destiny tbh
2026 Seattle Seahawks offensive coordinator Mike McDaniel, it is written
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
which Seahawk is the Riesling Guy (complimentary), do we think
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
This is the exact same play the Seahawks ran for Pete’s firing — “we didn’t actually fire him we just asked him to accept what we knew would be an intolerable intrusion on his authority over his staff”
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’m not sure any of these jobs is worth the varicose veins and inevitable return to being an OC, except maybe Atlanta?
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
That is a Wikipedia entry you will not regret reading from start to finish
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Mike Macdonald shoot your shot
A key pressure point in the John Harbaugh dismissal, according to those familiar with today’s discussions, was his refusal to entertain any conversations about potentially moving on from offensive coordinator Todd Monken.
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“Jay” Harbaugh walking into the special teams meeting
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
the entire 2025 Seahawks offense in one image
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
tfw you’ve just seen two defensive backs in your throwing lane
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Stick around for a truly hilarious interaction between DeMarcus Lawrence and Abe Lucas at around the 45 second mark
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Seahawks only have picks in first three rounds. They have in-house answers at several areas of projected need — ie. they have cap space to solve/sustain WR and DB (sign Shaheed, Woolen, Jobe, Bryant.) I feel like you spend those picks on the best OL and DL you can find and nothing else.
McShay giving Seahawks WR while PFF goes OT to OG convert. Denzel Boston getting lots of mock love for our Dawg Fans out there. #GoHawks #NFLDraft
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
we are at a frankly dangerous and irresponsible level of so back
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"I call it Cheesy Slants, and also I like Mesh Noodles"

"... do you mean... spaghetti?"
arthur blank: klint how do you think you can work with michael penix on getting under center?

klint: grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
My money is on Kubiak getting a bunch of looks but no offers (this cycle, at least.)
The Falcons have requested to interview Seahawks OC Klint Kubiak for their head coaching vacancy, per source.

Former Texans GM Rick Smith — who is part of the Sportsology firm auditing Atlanta — worked with Klint’s father Gary in Houston from 2006-13.
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Charles Cross contract kicks in after 2026 (5th-year option year) and averages out to ~$24m APY — just outside the top 5 for the position. Good deal all round! www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
(clears throat)

Gonathan Jannon

that is all.
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM