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Bert Wolf
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Slava Ukraini!

Psychic of the Year 2027

Never get in a jackass contest with a jackass. You might win.

The first rule of the apocalypse is:
If you can plan for it, that ain't the apocalypse.

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Writers at Sadly No were calling him a "doughy pantload" many years ago and I don't think anyone has bettered that description, even with AI.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you throw the combo value meal, they'll charge you with fewer felonies than if you threw each item a la carte.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's an automatic half a point deduction by the maga judges because she said "Democratic", not "Democrat."
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
They say Hellfart, AR is beautiful this time of year.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dude's pretty high right now.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have a "Thank you Jesus"sign in my garage, ready to go up the moment I get word.
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I must be getting old because it seems like the war on Christmas starts earlier every year.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Thanks a lot for starting a thread that just makes it easier for spies to go undetected. I ain't telling you nothing about how to pronounce Fuquay-Varina.
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So conscripts do get some training before heading to the front?
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Meh. Let them heat cake.
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think Oklahomans are good with that, as long as they have guns and low taxes.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Both can be correct, although their meanings differ greatly.
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your hope is in vain.

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October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ranked choice, parliamentary government, every vote counts the same: all nice things we don't have. With our history, inertia, and states that benefit tremendously from the current setup, we're stuck where we are. It's a shame.
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Maybe he could save his immortal soul if he spoke up for the victims and named names.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Remember, Soros always eats the corners because he likes the crust.
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
As a Christian, I must say that rubbing people's noses in the teachings of Christ has not always worked out the way people of love and kindness would have hoped.
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They were in awe of his hair and makeup.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
His hair and makeup are perfect!
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Relax. Farmers in the Midwest and upper Midwest raise more senators per capita than any other region of the US.

They'll get their money and they'll be fine.

If you live in a blue state that's paying for this, too bad. Maybe you should move to South Dakota and hold out your hand.
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If only Congress had had the foresight to name the Affordable Care Act the Trump Deluxe Golden Biggliest Healthcare act.
September 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Same author, bad name recall by me. That book was a childhood favorite. He must have updated it too, because he wrote about the polio vaccine.
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Bert's fifth law:

Never correct or apologize for social media typos that don't obscure meaning.
September 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Done
September 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM